Best Christmas presents received

Nothing at all here, nothing, nada, zero. Boo.

(except for a hangover & continuing manflu).

 

No, a far bigger surprise is that uninformed idiots like you still spout
revisionist claptrap like the above, aimed at the Middle East's only
democracy that has been fighting for its survival for the past sixty years,
surrounded (and outnumbered) by hundreds of millions of Arabs who've sworn
to bring about its destruction and the death of every one of its
inhabitants.

I try, I try and I try, but I can see no other reason for this obscene
biais than simple anti-Semitism.

D.
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des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

AOL. Finally. 'ray!
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SD says...

Same here, happy happy.

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Suzkui TS50X x2

 

Are you now telling me that there are only kike^H^Hjews in Israel?

 

Israel is =~80% Jewish.

D.
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des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Do you know what the 'error' I'm referring to was?

Bwahaha. This isn't about anti-semitism, it's about condemning a
country carrying out an attack on a neutral vessel and then denying it
and then the victim in the attack assisting in the cover up.

 

No. What difference would it make if I did?

Which is why you refer to Jews as 'Kikes', presumably.

If the United States decided that it didn't want to press the matter,
what's a spotty-faced Brit doing getting worked up about it?

D.

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des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Wotcha.

My lavatory brush is named Mohammed - and has been for quite a while now.
May I also point out, that my naming of the aforesaid shithouse brush has
nowt to do with Mohammed being a prophet - or anything to do with religion
come to think of it.

 

The Older Gentleman wibbled

Cool.

Best present I got was sex in the morning and a promise for later ...

--
Paul - xxx

'96/'97 Landrover Discovery 300 Tdi 'Big and Butch'
'98 Suzuki DR 200 Djebel 'Small but perfectly formed'
Dyna Tech Cro-Mo comp "When I feel fit enough'

 

It's sad when you have to give yourself a Christmas gift.

 

Heheheheh. You ****.

 

Cheat it!

Tap it on the b string. Fix the first finger of the left hand on the third
fret. Tap the 7th, pull off to the 5th then pull off back to the 3rd then
tap the 10th.

Its a bit of a bitch with the timing at first.

7--5--3--5--10--5--3--5--7--5--3--5--9--7--5--3--5---


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

All on b string. A bit of reverb and a not too swampy chorus helps fatten it
out. Resist too much gain. It hides the timing a little, but sounds shyte.

The 'Tom Sawyer' bit is a good place to pull a 'rock face'
e-----------------------|----------------------------
B-----------------------|----------------------------
G-----------------------|----------------------------
D--4--2--0-----0--------|--------------------------2-
A-----------3-----3--2--|--------------0--2--3--4----
E-----------------------|--0--2--3--4----------------


If you are playing along, you can mackle it mostly with power chords and
deft picking. Most of the work is in the picking hand.

I can't do the solo.

 

That leaves 20% non-cunts though. This makes the anti-semitism part null and
void

 

Eiron wibbled

I used a different hand, and one of my other presents was a pair of
gloves.

--
Paul - xxx

'96/'97 Landrover Discovery 300 Tdi 'Big and Butch'
'98 Suzuki DR 200 Djebel 'Small but perfectly formed'
Dyna Tech Cro-Mo comp "When I feel fit enough'

 

*Snigger*

 

He probably needs de-coking.

I seem to have a collection of Tommy Lee Jones back catalogue (some of
which I didn't even know was still available), assorted thrillers,
heart skewered on a stick, a couple of Jeremy Clarkson's books,
Kahlua, Jack Daniels, an enormous Toblerone. Oh, and a sugar-induced
migraine that's somewhat spoilt my drunking plans.

 

Des secured a place in history by writing:

You really, really are tiresomely dull Des. And thick too. I don't often
exercise the killfile thing, but you've just about worn me out now. *PLONK*

 

What kept you?

 

Exactly why do you people feel the need to tell me that you're killfiling
me? I mean, 'Ferger' ? Who the **** are you, anyway? Have you ever
posted anything of worth?

I don't _give_ a flying **** _who_ 'plonks' me. Grow up, you twat.

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'