Best Christmas presents received

The new Posy Simmonds book

The Haynes manual for Spitfires

And, best of all, a piglet. I really am going to name it Yitzhak
Mohammed.

 

Oh puhleeze ... if you want to 'niggle Des,' you'll have to do a better job
than that.

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

Name now decided: Moses Mohammed, for the alliterative quality.

Schweet.

 

**** off, it's not *always* about you

Now, go and hang a saviour from a cross or something...

 

snip>

How big are you going to let it grow?

 

*sigh*

Oh that it were not!

Sadly, as even a cursory google search will reveal, even when I'm not
posting here, around 80% of the jibes nowadays are of a mildly or overtly
anti-Semitic nature.

Erm, I think you'll find that was the Romans...

D.
--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

All things considered, maybe 'Ishmael' is a better idea...

*cough*

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

<looks at pile on table>

A pile of books (inc. Banksy, The Road, Slaughterhouse 5, The
Fountainhead), a couple of DVDs (If..., Band a Parte), a Dremel 300, and
a basket full of top nosh.

Good styles.

After developing a cold on Thursday, and hardly being able to breathe
last night, what I *really* want for Christmas is another 4 hours' kip.
Ugh...

Merry christmas, all.

 

Dunno. Till we get hungry? Till he's enormous?

I should add that Moses Mohammed is not in residence at the Chateau.
It's on some farm somewhere. Wiv a webcam - pigcam? - no less. From the
pix I've already seen, he looks very cuteHhHhHh tasty.

I'll post a url in due course.

 

Indeed not. My aim is to annoy everyone Jewish *and* Muslim. Hence the
Mohammed bit, which of course he ignored.

Anyone, one nutter upset, which isn't bad going for Christmas. Several
million more to go.

 

I've got a present that you'd certainly want: a Shepherd Neame bottle
opener that blasts out the sound of a Merlin engine when you use it.
The only problem is that you need to use it to hear it and that way
lies madness.

 

Which part of 'you'll have to do a better job' caused you problems, Neil?

D.

--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

A Cokin McCrea? Isn't there a law against that sort of thing on this, of all
days?

A book about grumpy old men for me and a "flip side" book about how good
life is. I'm fucking torn now.

A nice Hamer (Fender custom) Strat is now sitting in my likkle studio.



--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Coz the Jews wanted them to. Forced them to, actually.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

Well, of course. It's all the Jews' fault. It always is.

Just ask Bonwick [1].

D.

[1] and Lozzo, and TOG, and AW, and Hog, and ......
--
des
French Biking Vocabulary: http://minilien.fr/a0kg0p

'Kaiser: "Can you prove to me the existence of G-d?"
Bismarck: "The Jews, your Majesty. The Jews"'

 

They were buggers for that sort of thing.
Look what happened when St. Paul got stoned in Lystra.

 

Shitsack?

 

Spete says...

Jews - even the Dutch hate them

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Niged-out)
Suzuki SV650 K3 (For sale - email for details)
Honda CBR600 F-W trackbike
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Suzkui TS50X x2

 

The biggest surprise of the lot is that the merkins still support them
been though they've been on the receiving end of an Israeli defence
force 'error' themselves.

 

Humax PVR
--

Fr. Jack

The Un-Civil Servant

http://craggy-island.myminicity.com/