Bengal Stadium tired of PigeonPoop

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJay, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. BJay

    BJay Guest

    The pigeons became so annoying at Paul Brown FB Stadium, where the
    Bengals play, that they considered ''shooting them'', off their perches.
    ,g,

    The pigeons multiplied so, that when they roosted/rested highUP on the
    ceilings metal rafters, and took their regular hourly'' poop dumps'', of
    which was bad enough, but when the poop started landing on the FB Fans.,
    something had to be done.....

    The city of Cincinnati had granted Eric Brown, managing director of the
    Stadium,permission to let his people shoot the dern Birds. Brown was so
    frustated with the Pigeon Shitters, that he would try anything.
    They would have used ''highPowered Air Rifles''.

    However, after hearing from the ''People for the Ethical Treatment of
    Animals, Brown abandoned the ''shooting of the Pigeons'' idea.

    (footpeg note) Pigeon poop is hard to clean off stuff, it reminds me of
    ''Latex Undercoat Paint''. Aint nothing as bad as pigeon poop.


    ‘‘..Some mistakes are too much Fun, to only make once..’’
     
    BJay, Oct 1, 2007
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