Beep Beep!

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Knobdoodle, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    I had a chortle at a cockhead [is that legal?] on the way home tonight!
    He (I assume it was a "he") was trying so hard to stop me coming up between
    the cars that he moved at least a foot into the other lane to block me.
    Naturally I just rode around him but then he repeatedly and sternly beeped
    me!
    Beep beep; .....that'll teach me a fuggin' lesson!!
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 27, 2007
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    alxr Guest

    i get out and challenge them politely to a rational conversation.

    Funny how they go all quiet..
     
    alxr, Mar 27, 2007
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  3. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Naah; he didn't annoy me nearly enough for that.[/QUOTE]
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 27, 2007
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  4. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    By the way; his numberplate was 51IIC.[/QUOTE]
    [/QUOTE]
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 27, 2007
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  5. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    [encouraging applause]
    You're getting GOOD at the "short and stupid" stuff paulh!
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 28, 2007
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  6. Amazing!!
    Its a wonder it didnt make the TV news !!
     
    Rheilly Phoull, Mar 28, 2007
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    will s Guest


    You didnt leave any nasty stains on the sheets ?


    On 2nd thoughts lets dont go there
     
    will s, Mar 28, 2007
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  8. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Make it 4 and keep them coming paulh; I'm always happy to keep you posting
    to show stupid you are!
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 29, 2007
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  9. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    You thought right Gerry!
    (Although I'd be a little disturbed if I thought you were GENUINELY dreaming
    of Smee; .... or any other male aus.motion!)
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 29, 2007
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Hey; who're you calling fucking SHORT!!
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 29, 2007
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    IK Guest

    I ended up in a fistfight with a 5'6" public servant in his 40s the last
    time I tried that... it was kind of embarrassing.
     
    IK, Mar 29, 2007
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    Mad-Biker Guest

    why would somebody fight you IK, you have such a charming personality and
    are so reasonable!

    ;-)

     
    Mad-Biker, Mar 30, 2007
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  13. Knobdoodle

    Mad-Biker Guest

    Was anybody wearing pants?


     
    Mad-Biker, Mar 30, 2007
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  14. Knobdoodle

    Moike Guest

    Sounds like a bad case of nympholepsy.

    Moike
     
    Moike, Mar 30, 2007
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    JL Guest

    Don't blame *US*, *YOU'RE* the one telling dirty stories :p

    JL
     
    JL, Mar 30, 2007
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Knobdoodle, Mar 30, 2007
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    Not as mush as those last few sentences scared ME Gerry!!
     
    Knobdoodle, Mar 30, 2007
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    Toosmoky Guest

    Your Freudian slip is showing...
     
    Toosmoky, Mar 30, 2007
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    Flightyswine Guest

    Well I'm in my 50th year and I find myself thinking of Snacks, snacks,
    snacks.... and nana naps on the couch .... and moderately sized,
    sensible bikes.
     
    Flightyswine, Mar 31, 2007
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  20. Knobdoodle

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Let's face it; he was punching about IK's ball-height! (And IK was swinging
    18" over his head)
    Of COURSE he won!
     
    Knobdoodle, Apr 10, 2007
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