BBC 1 tonight

Traffic Cops BBC1 09.30

....."documentary reveals how motorbike riders are able to avoid detection
and bring death and destruction upon others"


No bias there, that's OK then.

Nick

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Speedgazebo said:

Great, I missed it last time.

Excellent. Anything that can help avoid detection is a good thing IMO
and if you can leave a bit of chaos in your wake.. well, it'll teach the
other numpties summink, woh-nit.

Cool.

 

That's a bit off init? Hmm.. how do speeding bikes bring death and
distruction upon others?

 

Muck wrote:
[snip]

Ah, you see if they'd said "documentary reveals how motorbike riders require
less wheels," you wouldn't have been interested.

 

Heh.. a *ding* there.

 

Re: the motorcycle fatality (pillion) that they are showing at the moment.
They are still chuntering on about speed, yet the bike concerned had 'no'
brake pads, and the rider was over the limit and had been smoking dope. Spot
that on your camera!

 

One of the senior police that they were interviewing did admit just that ,
and that rider deserved what his passenger got.

The program as a whole was pretty fair and not at all anti-bike. It did show
up how inconspicuous the markings were on the scamera van though.

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In uk.rec.motorcycles, Muck said:

Drugs and alcohol, apparently.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Simian said:

I think the policeman in question did well to keep his cool. I'm sure
sure I'd be as patient for that long.

 

And, surprisingly, what a crock.

So the bike rider was overtaking over solid whites, over the speed limit,
while pissed and stoned with no brakes.

I'm utterly amazed that they didn't point out that he was wearing a Nazi
uniform and was distracted from the road by the small child he was shagging.


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Any white van parked in odd places is to be treated with caution IMHO
(1)


(1) I just know I'll get done now by a white van parked in an odd
place.

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Be careful the next time you bring your Honda up here then, the "Arrive
Alive" partnership use some white vans and some navy blue ones.



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Was that Sir.Tony ?

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It's easy to say you're not racist ... but then you've got some nigger in a
flash German car who just keeps on giving you grief.

I'm not sure I could keep from turning the camera off and giving him a good
slapping.

Could you?

www.policecouldyou.co.uk


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In uk.rec.motorcycles, AndrewR said:

That's what I meant. The "sure sure" was a typo, what I meant was "not
sure". It's easy to say someone is racist because of a "colour" issue.
Personally I think that's bollocks and if someone is deliberately acting
the **** and taking the piss then they deserve what's coming to them,
whether they're from Nigeria or not.

 

I want to know where I can get one of them 165mph Bindit 600s......

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steve Parry said:

Sir.Tony is a lot less articulate and about a foot shorter in height.

 

Is it possible we're on different wavelengths here?

I was trying a piss-take of the police recruitment adverts, where Lennox
Lewis threatens to have a go at wife-beaters ... what were you on about?


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Step 1. Save weight by removing unnecessary friction material from brake
pads.


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In uk.rec.motorcycles, AndrewR said:

I see it now but when I said "I'm sure sure I'd be that patient..." I
thought you'd seen "I'm sure I'd be that patient"

Actually, I wouldn't have been that patient and I don't think I could be
a copper either. Somehow I'd just not be able to live with myself.

It's all very well playing cops and robbers but FFS, to do it all day
every day... I just couldn't put up with fuckwits like that and I'd end
up doing time out of frustration.