Battery question

How many times do you reckon a vehicle alarm can go off before the battery
goes flat?

The reason I ask is that some turd muncher has parked their noxious little
Peugot Nobrotter across the road from my flat and the fucking alarm is going
off approximately... hang on it's going again, I'll time the gap between
this blast and the next one... <fx: time passes> ... </fx> every 42 seconds
for about 20 seconds each time. It's been doing this all day so far.

So, will the piss bather come back to a flat battery or do I have to go and
brick^H^H^H^H^H leave a note on the windscreen to get the point across to
them?

 

How many times do you reckon a vehicle alarm can go off before the battery

Short the indicators out - that'll prolly do it. The side repeater is
usually a good easy one to get at.

Buzby

 

Slash a tyre. That's a real pisser - do the nearside rear so the
driver won't see it is flat before driving off. I've got a good sharp
stiletto here ...

 

A souvenir from Paris?

 

heh. The handle is a little plastic Eiffel Tower.

 

You lookin' at my knife, mo'fo?

 

Call that a knife? Now *this* is a knife.

 

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

 

They can go for days. I was "op north" teaching some recently taken on
graduates the Ericsson way, when a car alarm went off outside.

After the second day of it going off, I went home.

 

Can't be. There is no spoon.

 

Is this a philosopy question?

I seem to remember that there was a spoon when I made
a cup of coffee a few minutes ago but I have no proof
that there is a spoon now.
I also have seen people stirring their tea with writing implements,
which supports the proposition that there is no spoon.

I'll get my tablets.

 

Is that a whoosh?

I believe so ...