Battery buggery bollocky arseholes.

Dead.

.... ish. (lights on, big clicky noises from starter, **** all else)

So much for crossed fingers.

Still, it got me out of going shopping tonight, so the evening's not a
total loss.

<fires up M&P website>

<hopes it arrives in time for my weekend away>

 

Salad Dodger emerged from their own little world to say

http://www.motorbikebatteries.co.uk/

Unfortunately, I had this company recommended to me after I had paid quite
a bit more for a replacement for the GS.

 

FFS, can't you get rechargeable ones for that thing?

 

Similar here - the tractor battery hasn't been too enthusiastic about
keeping its volts up. Charging was okay, and I switched off the battery
master switch every time I stopped, so it wasn't draining away somewhere.
So I hauled the massive, heavy-duty accumulator out of the Kontinent
Krusher, wired it in and toyed idly with the kickstart...

VROOOM!

That's more like it. As the standard setup for the Dnepr is two Ukrainian
6-volt jobbies in series, I figured that the Z200 battery, as it fitted
okay, might as well stay in it. And this afternoon, I treated the Z200 to a
new battery.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

<Doom-Laden Voice>

I told you. Would you listen? I told you.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

You did.

I'm gonna seriously **** up your concrete thingying next week, now.

Not on purpose, I'm just rubbish at that sort of thing.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

You'll learn. Having half a ton of concrete slabs balanced on a three
inch base teetering above you while you try to find the 1/2" spanner is
a wonderful incentive to learning.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Salad Dodger wrote

Is that next week?

**** me that was quick.

Eaton hasn't mailed out the directions yet I notice.

 

steve auvache says...

What date is it again, please?

 

Lozzo wrote

Depends dunnit, what cultural conditioning defines your idea of when a
week should start?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo

Saturday the 12th.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote

Not a chance, it is gonna be raining/

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Noted

 

I'll 'ave you know I've done aircon trunking installation, I have. Got
me 'ands dirty and everything. Hanging from ceilings, with a reel of
tape and a goo-gun. Even better when you get to the end of a section,
and they've taken away the scaffold tower "for a laugh".

And hada stand up shouty match with the GLC buildings inspetor, which
the g/f's dad (boss) thought was out of my remit, as the hired help.

I was right, though.

 

I'm of the foible that it is next weekend, as opposed to this weekend.
Now some would have that this weekend is next weekend, but I don't pay
any attention to them.

Bunch of cunts.

(I haven't said **** for a while, feels good)

 

Lady Nina wrote

Well as it turns out it is the weekend after next so that is not an
issue.

This, of course, does not change.

I take full credit. Now we can work on the "now fill my".

 

Nige, you want to think about whether the structure will cope with Bodger
hanging from the ceiling like some vast flightless bat.

He's a troublemaker, too.

 

<snort>
--
Please add "imo" to above post.
Champ
GSX-R 1000, GPz 750 turbo, ZX7RR Endurance Racer x 2
GYASB#0 BotToS#2 BOTAFO(T|F)#35 WG*#1 DFV#8
Team UKRM Racing : www.team-ukrm.com

 

I agree:
http://groups.google.co.uk/groups?selm=&output=gplain

You read aloud to yourself while you type?

 

He's ignoring me, too.