BATHURST

Wanna see the V8's at Bathurst for free?

The volunteer to help out the MCC.

We need volunteers from the morning of the 1st of October (Saturday) till
the night of the 9th of October (following Sunday) to help out. You would be
manning gates, helping people find their camping spots, getting sworn at a
lot, etc etc.

But, you do get paid $50 a day for food, and you'll be helping out a great
cause. The MCC!

Let me know if you're interested (james.mayfield"at"oztralia.com) and I'll
have a chat with you about what's involved in more detail.

We need at LEAST 18 people all up.

 

I can get paid a few hundred a day, get free acomodation in a motel room, a
meal allowance of $50 a meal.

and ill see you beign sworn at to being spat at and assaulted.

But we do carry guns, bats and oc spray. so i supose if i did go id have to
protect the MCC flaggies and Volanteers

 

nar give us bigger ones, makes it unfair for the public

 

It wouldnt be sporting * without guns *

Also we need to look back to 1984 and look at what happened to * justify
guns *

Also the bigger the gun the smaller the disturbance

 

after the first five, the rest settle down or run

 

Mate, even with the gun, and the extra money, I _still_ wouldn't be there.

regards,
CrazyCam

 

Get to see the race for free

take a few stolen purse reports
stop a riot..

the idea is to be overpoliced so everybody is in fear..

 

I remember how well that worked, back in the old days of the Easter Bike
meeting. ;-)

regards,
CrazyCam

 

....write a few defect notices (invent defects when you can't find any
actual ones), hand out some fines (make up the dollar amount as you go
along here) for said defect notices.

Is that a statewide thing (NSW) or just the useless cunts stationed in
my town?

 

Overpolicing didn't work in 85.

Theo

 

Nationwide mate. Probably worldwide.

Theo

 

James Mayfield is of the opinion:

I want the rest of the call for volunteers to be in rhyme form, too.

- Matt

 

I'd be happy with a haiku.

GB

 

dont be silly, their is no such thing as making them up, its just our
opinion of whats unsafe

and you cant apeal it, as its just being refered onto somebody with training
in that area.

im gona dry and get as many defects as i can tonight just for you Lemiwinks

 

I think you have more than enough already, MB.

 

Just for Cone Head, Ill put up my Months Statistics

Current States for Me for March 2005
Charges 1
TINS 0
Pins 0
Defects 0


What do you think, doing well?
And i still think you have a pointy head no matter what you say.

 

What's that got to do with me? Did I ask for details of your current state?

 

Ive gota get 100 of each by the end of the day and you look like your
volunteering Conehead

First up, a Body search, never know 100 charges out of you yet. You got a
permit for that? Oh thats prohibited, Were did you pull that from?
NobDoodle, Get out of coneheads pants..

then your bike is good for 100 defects and a 100 tickets.

Now some parking infringements, ill use this can of yellow paint i found in
coneheads afro and make all those bikes illegally parked..

my sergent will be impressent today.

Dont worry Nob, i wrote you out a ticket alraedy 14/3/05...

Ya know i really am started to enjoy beign a prick in this job..

 

You *haven't met conehead, have you......

Moike

 

I'm sure you mean "tumescent"

--
Conehead
I'll just bet you give him a fat.








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