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By the incomparable Leunig, many years ago:

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
-TWELVE cans of beer, ELEVEN brandy crusters
-TEN bloody marys, NINE gin and tonics
-EIGHT scotch and sodas, SEVEN brandivinos
-SIX dry martinis

-FIVE POTS OF RED

-FOUR rum and cokes, THREE tawny ports, TWO creme de menthes

-And a wall banger on the front porch!

 

guaranteed if I drank all that I wouldn't be banging for a long time

 

I guarantee that after drinking that much you hear no bang just the angels
singing