Barn Raising Complete

Earplugs? Me?

Used 'em twice - hated every minute of it. I don't go fast enough to
need 'em, me.

 

Fair enough... Could be chain ultra dry - it was a rattly version of an
electric milk-float sound. Maybe just a gearbox preparing to haul the
Dodger home...

 

Well, it is under a little strain, and the chain's near the end of
it's useful, at 18k.

 

I had planed a flying, surprise, visit but I myself was visited upon by
three demons:

(d1) Yesterday, that FUCKING turbo and its shit electrics caused me to
push the fucker to the local motorcycle shop (local as in I know they'd
let me dump the cunting thing there and they're downhill - my house
isn't). Where I spent this morning poncing their testgear to get it
going. The LH coil is totally fucked but a lot of unrelated connections
have been cleaned. If any **** says anything about Italian electrics....

AND it's not that fast when it was bloody going.

(d2) I feel exactly the same as I did just before I went to hospital to
be diagnosed as having pneumonia; so have been mainly feeling crap like
no other crap has felt before. I'm building up to not getting up for a
whole day. Except this time with added lime green stuff.

(d3) Been doing birthday stuff. Hoo. Har.

Excuses, excuses.

Demon four, although not directly connected I can see it becoming time
consuming: May I recommend anyone who has Go-Ahead group shares to sell
them before they drop due to, shall we say, "internal difficulties".

 

sweller wrote

gif, gif.

 

I bloody noticed when I wasn't tall enough to hold the bloody roof
beam aloft - standing there like a shortarsed ginger **** with nothing
better to do than wave my arms in the bloody air like a still frame
from a one-twat Mexican bloody wave.

Could have used another tall geezer, Dodger.

 

the cont known as Pip says...

You saying I wasn't good enough?

 

You were on the other end of the beam, holding it aloft already, iirc.
I felt I should try to take at least some of the weight, but
unstretched enough by a dick's length.

 

It was the pot-shots by the chaps with the
shotguns that I objected to...

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Jackie

Amish Paradise did it for me.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Lady Nina says...

I have some here of me if you want a look sometime.

 

You know if he wasn't away I would have read that as from Champ.

 

Look, I've apologised once - you'll have to share.

 

Lady Nina says...

emailed

 

Bear says...

You haven't seen him wearing his cod-piece then?

 

Which machine did you get?

--

Cheers!
Fr Jack
96 Tiger.
FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM

 

"petrolcan" replied to Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

Ah yes, but i was on the outside, should they have given it was all you lot
on the inside that'd get crushed
--
Donegal Paul - On the mend
Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
www.iowcaravans.co.uk

 

"Bear" said to petrolcan says...

I'm prolly confirming your theory, cos I have fuckall idea what a pit prop
is!
--
Donegal Paul - On the mend
Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
www.iowcaravans.co.uk

 

"Wicked Uncle Nigel" said to

WAHAY, nice one. Glad i was of some service even if only to allow Pip and
Lozzo to crack some irish jokes at the Random Paddy

Big enough that the extension is bigger than my bloody workshop, you lucky
git.
Mind you, I bet you've prolly managed to fill it already
--
Donegal Paul - On the mend
Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
www.iowcaravans.co.uk