Barn Raising Complete

I think the thing with wanking, is that you need inspiration for it. I
feel very uninspired these days.

 

Upney?

Apologies for my non-appearance today, but I am a useless tosser.

 

Twas a pleasure to see you (briefly) the other evening in sunny Canning
Town old bean...

Was it me imagining it, or did the BB sound a bit noisy (in a whiney
gearbox sort of way) as you pulled away?

 

Is that your way of saying you couldn't come?

 

Salad Dodger wrote

More like tree fartings I would have thought.

I don't think anybody noticed as it goes.

 

Got any mates that will give you a hand?

 

You're coming on to me aren't you?

 

Inspiration? Try this: http://tinyurl.com/4sruk

 

Hmmmm... I can be contacted in future via http://www.ocso.org/

 

<runs away and cowers in the corner>

 

Over the course of 12 noon to 12 noon once I had 10 mugs of coffee,
each mug containing a 6 cup expresso machine and smoked 60 fags.

I lived and i've got less body fat.

I saw the video for Electric 6's high voltage for the first time
during this episode. I wished I had.

 

next time I see franz i can get him to pose for a series of artful
studies of the male nude if you'd like?

 

Oy! I'm not the dumpy bird in this conversation...

<Ace mode>

Quietly baffled...

 

Very thoughtful of you. I might suggest that you save yourself the
effort on this occasion though.

 

is that the best you can do? as I assume most people are out having a
life tonight, I'll wait until the usual is posted..

 

Me and a burd called Kelly once drank an entire pack of Lavazza in less
than 12 hours.

By Christ, it was good.

 

<ancient high court judge>

Life? What on earth is a life?

</ahcj)

Life - the thing you endure until you become Steve Auvache.

 

Likewise, old chap. Muchos thankos for the plaque thingy. It was a
pleasure to take in some of the sights of this fair city of an
evening.

The chain was a bit dry - could that be it? I can't say I've noticed
it being any more noisy than usual.

 

Story of my life.

 

I can imagine that Canning Town by moonlight must be a delight for you.

Could have been... I'd have a little toodle round sans earplugs IIWY,
just to be sure to be sure.