Baffled by Brake problem (Help?)

Pip says...

He did too, a proper kick /right/ square in the plums.

 

*bzzzt*
Fishing for the death threat is cheating IMHO. Has to come of its own
volition.

 

where did i say " that oil seals let water in while not letting (or brake
fluid) out"
so who is the fool now

 

join the band wagon you old fart cant you think of something for your self
where did i say "oil seals let water in while not letting oil (or brake
fluid) out" dont think i ever mentioned about not letting oil out and if
they do then they need replacing, get a grip old man i bet you smoke wood
binds on your BSA

 

When you answered my earlier posting.

OK, let's have another quote:

I said: "If they let water *in*, they will let oil *out*, fuckwit."

And you said"

"it still happens especily if the bike has been parked up for a long
time"

And Lozzo said:

"Listen fuckwit, if your seals fail they leak, your brakes (note
spelling) fail and you end up being a trucks bonnet ornament, even if
you have new tyres (note spelling)."

And you said: "ok what if they fail just enough to let water in and
carode the pistons"

Are you terminally thick? Did your mother bonk her older brother and
produce a ten-fingered mong with an atrophied brain? Are you
congentially incapable of remembering what you posted before? Are you,
in fact, amazingly ignorant, desperately retarded, and frantically
trying to to redeem yourself while digging yorself an ever-deeper hole?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes and once again yes.

 

fighting talk

 

Hey, mong, I've already posted your quotes.

Now, by my reckoning you've dug a hole to equal the De Beers mine in
depth and you've just asked for nuclear explosives to go that extra mile
further down.

 

Wrong again. Dyslexic mumbling by a mong. The sort of thing one hears in
any gutter on any Saturday night.

 

So it was a threat then?

 

Nah. He ain't got the bottle.

 

(The Older Gentleman) struggled
to ejaculate:

Seems so. Still, have you noticed that the spelling has improved this
evening? We've not been trolled, have we?

Simes - are you there?

 

I still never said "not letting fluid out"

 

The only mumbling I here is the sound of an old man trying to kick start his
BSA out side the Railway tavern when he forgot to prime his carbs after a to
much Bass

 

Do you know what being smurfed means?..

 

You seem to be going for some sort of prize, although to be fair TOG
and loz have done a good job of helping you dig in. The point you're
missing, although it's been stated earlier, is this:

If there's any leakage at all, the high-pressure fluid in the caliper
will leak out _much_ more readily than water would just seep in of its
own accord. So it's impossible that the latter could occur without the
further reaching the stage of 'no brakes' first.

 

AFAIK, several things. It's one of those terms that mean what the
user wants it to mean at the time. We prefer to use "frogging" here,
I believe.

 

What a thread!

Speaking of vegtables .. my beloved has come up with such tasty
tomatoes this year, and hefty cucumbers too.

On a tangent, I have to replace my brakes lines and service the
calipers (see sig) when I have finished the patio.

Does this thread carry all the info I need?

 

There bain't be no substitute for a beloved with a hefty cucumber ...

More than sufficient. Treat it like you would a Haynes BoL and take a
large pinch of salt or two when required, or until you have finished
the course. Come back and see me in a few days.

OTOH, it's a Beemer. Don't bother doing the brakes as it will
undoubtedly expire mechanically before you get up enough speed to need
the brakes.

 

Speed! ?

 

<waves like a mong>