Bad News & Good News

**** off.

 

smashing.

You're not bitter are you, by any chance?

 

Rejoice. darsy now has to drag his depreciated donkey to Frankfurt on a
stupidly small motorcycle.

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Platypus - (unreal)
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

well, I would do if it weren't broken, and if our spiritual leader
hadn't abandoned us...

 

Eh? What've I missed this time?

Oh yeah, Ben - give me a bell back, yeah?

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Veggie Dave
UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
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Put Out The Lights On The Age Of Reason

 

"Don't follow leaders..."

It's a matter of faith. Faith, and determination. Faith, determination and
a positive mental attitude. Faith, determination, a positive mental
attitude, and a working motorcycle.

What do you mean, it's broken? I hope the mirrors are all right. They're
the only good bits on it.

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Platypus - (unreal)
VN800 Drifter, R80RT, Z200
DIAABTCOD#2 GPOTHUF#19
BOTAFOS#6 BOTAFOT#89 FTB#11
BOB#1 SBS#35 ANORAK#18 TWA#15

 

Can't do anything about about Blaney, but I can fix the little one.

 

you think? It's all electrickery stuff that's fucked this time...

well, wires and stuff, you know.

 

Got an NIP.

Will do. This afternoon.

 

Certainly not!

 

Yes.

Wires and stuff, what precisely? With luck I can give you a crap
explanation of the principle of induction.

 

I have an A grade in A-level physics, you know!

I just hate fucking about with all that crap - it's shittily
colour-coded crap that's not at all clear in the first place, covered
in shite, and all ripped to **** and that.

 

I presume all this negetivity is because I still have first dibs on it?

Speaking of which - when can I collect?

 

Quite a result. Did she ever attend the Champ charm school?

 

<AOL>

It's a pain in the bum, and no mistake.

 

<vouches>

I can't recall ever seeing him in anything else. Either clothes or
humour.

 

You left out the "Premium hike button press" at every stage - I swear I
can hear it when I call them up.

 

cheques in the post...

Other potential vouchees are:

Team UKRM that were at Oulton Park
Dynamic, Spete, Jackie&Statto, Slider, Flook, Fluffycat, Sorby -
probably others too.

Oh and as you already know, my next bike will be a black bandit. No
quibbles. I went to 7 dealers on saturday and saw some very clean
bandits in the wrong colours and walked away from them all.

So if you'd kindly presecribe the accoring Mib/Mob number(s) I'd
appreciate it muchly.

 

ARGH! they've sold the bugger!

<fx: goes to email other trumpet dealers>

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Adie - capable of leading darsy astray.
(replace spam with nickname to reply)

Triumph T595 (For Sale) / GSF600 bandit
MRO#11 BOTAFOF#7 BOTAFOT#130 DIAABTCOD#17 MIB#24 YTC#16 BOB#15 ex-UKRMMA#22