Bad bad boys....

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by Madeyes, Nov 7, 2003.

  1. I knew there was a reason John_O stopped riding with them ;-)


    Geoff and Jodie
     
    Geoff and Jodie, Nov 8, 2003
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    Boxer Guest

    Its called a colostomy bag.

    Boxer
     
    Boxer, Nov 8, 2003
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    John Littler Guest

    ....snip
    The solution has already been posted to this newsgroup circa 1-2 years ago - I'm
    way to lazy to google it - but some Yankee company have already marketed what
    you're suggesting


    JL
     
    John Littler, Nov 8, 2003
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    Doug Cox Guest

    "Sorry officer, our throttles stuck..."

    Doug Cox.
    Work to ride, Ride to work...
     
    Doug Cox, Nov 8, 2003
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    Johno Guest

    Not me Geoff, I just slip stream the letterbox - much safer ;p

    Johno
     
    Johno, Nov 9, 2003
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    conehead Guest

    Heh. I watched a Ulyssian scraping a knee at highly impressive speed today.
    I don't think she has an incontinence problem, either.
     
    conehead, Nov 9, 2003
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    conehead Guest

    *[1] They might not have had their bells with them.

    *[2] Hardley-Dangeruses do 200+?!?
     
    conehead, Nov 9, 2003
    #27

  8. Ye cannae break the laws of physics
    Laws of physics
    Laws of physics...


    Postman Pat
     
    Pat Heslewood, Nov 9, 2003
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    Damien Guest

    some sort of funnel device ?!
     
    Damien, Nov 9, 2003
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    Nev.. Guest

    I was talking to a Harley rider yesterday afternoon who said he'd done 210 on
    his Harley once. Never again he said, never again. He crashed on the next
    corner.

    Nev..
    '03 ZX12R
    '02 CBR1100XX
     
    Nev.., Nov 9, 2003
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    sharkey Guest


    Ye cannae break the laws of physics
    Laws of physics
    Captain!

    -----sharks (you BASTARD! Now I'm singing it! Aargh!)
     
    sharkey, Nov 9, 2003
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    Marty H Guest

    you go to hell...to go to hell and die!! :)


    --

    MH

    "the Kiwipete hall of fame"

    lame duck who leeches on society
    leeching on taxpayers and leeching on society
    Maggot
    you useless piece of shit
    you lazy fucker
    leech!
    dull dumdrop
    bludger
    you dirty piece of scum
    Moron
     
    Marty H, Nov 9, 2003
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    BT Humble Guest

    It's worse than that - he's dead Jim!
    Dead Jim!
    Dead Jim!
    It's worse than that - he's dead Jim!
    Dead Jim! Captain.


    BTH
     
    BT Humble, Nov 10, 2003
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  14. Mate, get to know a nurse, get catheterised and let it run down the hose
    (plumb it out near your boot).

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 10, 2003
    #34
  15. or they were all stuck in second gear...

    :)

    big
     
    Iain Chalmers, Nov 10, 2003
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    conehead Guest

    ....but be prepared for every medical person who looks at it to say, "Aaaaah,
    yes, nurse, you've used the ultra small size for this patient. Good, good,
    most appropriate".

    Well, that's what happened to me.
     
    conehead, Nov 10, 2003
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    John Littler Guest

    Given how bloody much it hurt putting it in and taking it out I'd have begged
    for an ultra small size - it felt like a bloody garden hose.

    Hammo you can keep that suggestion unless it's accompanied with liberal
    quantities of opiates during insertion and removal

    JL
     
    John Littler, Nov 10, 2003
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    Knobdoodle Guest

    There's Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow.
    Klingons on the starboard bow, scape them off Jim!
     
    Knobdoodle, Nov 10, 2003
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  19. Are you trying to boast about your enema?

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 10, 2003
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  20. On 10/11/03 7:34 PM, in article
    You blouse Littler!! (that¹s twice in nearly as many minutes!).

    Us immigrants are obviously made of sterner stuff!

    Hammo
     
    Hamish Alker-Jones, Nov 10, 2003
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