Bacon the burnig question of the day

Now, the question is: shall I have it along with the Basil, and Tomato
in the crusty French stick what I have just bought or as an essential
addition to some fried orgasmic eggs and 'shrooms what I have also just
bought.

It's a hard one and no mistake.

 

d) All of the above
With beer, obviously.

 

.... would be my answer too.

 

Paul Corfield wrote

Yebbut I am not a fat **** though am I. I am a beautiful sylph like
creation replete with extra added sexy skinnyness and bony bits, more
than three mouthfuls down me gob and me belly looks like it is six
months pregnant, Buddhaesque some may call it.

 

**** off, you're the one talking about fried eggs and mushrooms - at this
time of the evening.
Didn't you have any tea?

 

mb wrote

Evening for you maybe but midday for me.

Well of course, a gert great mug of it with full fat milk and a few
shovels of sugar and a fag on the side before I went shopping. And
another when I got back.

 

Bacon and mushrooms - no egg

 

Bacon. Butter. Bread. It's all you need.