Bacon sarnie strangeness.

Just munching a late tea (slightly crispier than planned unsmoked back
on thick, buttered oatmeal bread) and I'm thinking 'something's not
quite right here'.

Only gone and forgotten the HP hadn't I? Now I've got to put a blob on
each unpeeled triangle and hope I don't overdo it.

 

You cut your sarnies in triangles? That's very posh you know.

 

Lady Nina emerged from their own little world to say

Triangles. There's your problem.

 

Lady Nina wrote

I have just had mine but it was with two eggs and homemade White bread
and unsalted butter and ketchup and a nice mug of hot sweet tea made
with the top of the milk and I couldn't resist another slice of that
lemon rich butter cake what I made earlier.

 

Lady Nina wrote:

you're such a tease.

oh dear.

quite. unsmoked?

Oh you utter utter heathen.

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And so in the wrong group, hence why no OT.

It needed eating.

Not toasted this time.

I don't like smoked bacon - ham yes, bacon no. Anway think of the
nitrates dear boy.

Could have been worse - I debated piccalli, hot chilli and BBQ before
completely forgetting to put anything on.

I bet you're one of those freaks who doesn't like marmite.

 

Try unsmoked bacon, fresh white buttered farmhouse with
...........marmite[1][2][3]

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[1] No good with smoked as bacon is salty already
[2] Rind has to be crispy
[3] If you like marmite that is

 

What is an unpeeled triangle?

 

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lady Nina

You're not?..

Naaaah...

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Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:

BWAHAHAHAHA


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Cut sarnie into triangles. Unpeel the top layer of bread to put the HP
on. It came out a bit fast as well.

Time for bed.

 

Life is a bummer, sometimes.

 

TRy it in Pitta bread put in toaster you can stuff onions, tmatto and
peppers in to it as well as a little Branston Pickle
Bugger Ive made myself hungry again must maske another one

 

almost as nice as Condensed muilk and sugar sandwich Must try it in a pitta
bread !

 

Who you calling a freak?

 

I think the people who like to eat something about as appetising as a
mix of dog-shit and used engine oil are the freaks, as it happens.

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Condensed milk in pitta bread. Is that better than a plastic bag and
toilet roll?

 

Stop it, will you!

 

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All of youse here?

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Phil