Attention UKRM Lurkers!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Cane, Jan 8, 2004.

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    Jeremy Guest

    But then Cab can run the data through whatever he runs data through to
    count the unique posters in the thread and then reduce that number by
    the number of people who've previously posted to ukrm to arrive at an
    approximation of the number of lurkers out there. Or an approximation of
    the number of lurkers who happened to read and cba to post a reply.
     
    Jeremy, Jan 8, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    No...out of ideas, I'm not Porl FFS.
    I don't think they let the people who look after the firewalls and proxy
    servers out all that often. That may be a good thing. :)
     
    Ginge, Jan 8, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Shrinking. darsy even commented on it when we last met.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
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    Sean Doherty Guest

    Or, if you want to know *tha*t badly, you could do it yourself.
     
    Sean Doherty, Jan 8, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Women's brains shrink during pregnancy, you know that don't you.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    "Manuel. You're a waste of space"
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    Smaller brains, bigger breasts. Apart from the sprog element it's
    almost perfect, isn't it?
     
    Ginge, Jan 8, 2004
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    Emma@work Guest


    <waves>
     
    Emma@work, Jan 8, 2004
    #28
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    darsy Guest

    a fact for which someone should be thankful.
    I've also just remembered what "blue ice" is a term for...
     
    darsy, Jan 8, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Hello David and welcome.

    Now stand in the middle and tell us all a little bit about yourself.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    That sounds like something one would buy from a chemist.
     
    Ginge, Jan 8, 2004
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  12. It seems that every time I post a comment on UKRM the thread stops !

    I think I should change my ID from 'Biker2' to 'Threadstopper'

    Steve
     
    Biker2 \(Threadstopper\), Jan 8, 2004
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    Jeremy Guest

    Well done for preventing his post from stoppoing the thread.

    Biker2: you need never be troubled by your jinx again.
     
    Jeremy, Jan 8, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Shame it wrecks their fannies.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
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    Ginge Guest

    Isn't it the frozen contents of aircraft toilets?
     
    Ginge, Jan 8, 2004
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    ogden Guest

    **** off.
     
    ogden, Jan 8, 2004
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    HooDooWitch Guest

    That depends on your girth.
     
    HooDooWitch, Jan 8, 2004
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    Cane Guest

    Don't scare them off Penfold.
     
    Cane, Jan 8, 2004
    #38
  19. And roughly 50% comes out with the placenta.

    So, after 3 kids, a woman has approximately
    one eighth of the brain power she once had.

    HTH
     
    Steve Brassett, Jan 8, 2004
    #39
  20. I am going back to lurking its safer :D
     
    Mike Jones Super Hero, Jan 8, 2004
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