Attention UKRM Lurkers!

The Older Gentleman said...

Even the Brighton slappers wouldn't touch you eh?

 

Heh, did you paint your face as well, for the full tiger/lion/persian
effect.

 

Oh, forget that, just open your drivers door and collect the ****.

 

I don't think Des is here for laughs.

 

Oh Bugger.

 

I'm touched that so many of you though of this.

No, really, I am.


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The speccy Geordie twat.

 

ewww frenchies.

 

<waves>
It really is about time I bought a proper bike.

 

Sounds like a plan.

Oops.

Mined yew, in the context of "fastest-growing thread" this is up
there, I reckon.

 

Heh
Of course I've heard all about the Jobbie Weacher (equally thick about the
spelling and can't be arsed to check).
But having made somewhere in the region of (quick tot up...) maybe 400
flights now (yeah I know, it's a feckin' bummer), been buddies with two
international pilots, and lived under the flight path of two airports I've
still not come across any evidence to suggest that the JW actually exists...
not that I've ever actually asked the British Airways 777 commander chap who
is still my buddy (well, acquaintance is prolly a better term), but then
again he might not tell me the truth just incase, so who knows eh?

All this said... I should like to point out that on request, as a special
favour to my very good (and drop dead gorgeous top uber sexy like you lot
would cream your pants for) German friend Jeanette I did make a point of
taking a dump whilst over France during return trips from South Africa[1]
just in case.



[1] Erm, no I didn't actually, I'm way too big to be comfy sitting down and
crapping in a typical airline bog, but she wasn't to know that I was telling
fibs

ZK

 

We used to call one of the prefects at school 'Schickelgrüber' cos he really
was a facist / anti semetic / dodgy bastard (absolutely and for real, he was
a wuss but feck did he have some weird ideas, it was his peers that gave him
the nickname and then told us lower orders)... they said it was cos that was
Hitler's original family name... yeah I could hit google or whatever for it
right now (might do), but whenever I've watched crap about WW2 etc on the
history channel it never gets mentioned... or mebbe it does, cos I really do
tend to switch over every time they hit the WarPorn[tm] rubbish.

ZK

 

Well blummin' heck and all that! I could, but probably wouldn't, walk to
your place
http://tinyurl.com/ytgzg

ZK - small world eh?

 

Like Dell you mean )

 

Not his own anyway.

 

No, these morons.

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/business/7659988.htm

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muddy

Testing the limits of gravity since 1947.

icq - 219328929

 

That was about it, yeah ;-))

 

Not a real one, though. Again.

 

Cane? Count?

He has people to do that for him.

 

One of these:-
http://www.baita.demon.co.uk/Media/XL185.jpg

Nice bike. ... until a cam peg broke.

 

I don't miss mine.