Attention Porridge Wogs!

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. Slow down, it's No Speeding Day:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4398535.stm

    Nanny will be *jolly* cross if you exceed the speed that The Government
    has decided is good for you.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 1, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Might be interesting to compare the KSI stats for the day with a normal
    speeding day.
     
    platypus, Apr 1, 2005
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Communist.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 1, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    The older I get, the more left-wing I get. Some days, I feel I'm within an
    ace of turning into a bomb-throwing Trot.
     
    platypus, Apr 1, 2005
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  5. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Oh bless, he's got confused.

    Ace is the gold-tap owning ex-pat unreconstructed Seventies throwback.

    Sweller's the bomb-throwing Trot.

    Remember now? Have you had your tea?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 1, 2005
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    ogden Guest

    AOL, and I'm not even old yet. **** knows what I'm going to be like
    when I'm as old as you lot! ;)
     
    ogden, Apr 1, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Come off it. Sweller's rational.
     
    platypus, Apr 1, 2005
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  8. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    Ah, so you haven't had your tea.

    Nurse! Mr. Monotreme's tea, please.

    A double dose, I think...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 1, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Might be a good idea. All this wine is making me nod off.
     
    platypus, Apr 1, 2005
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    sweller Guest

    I am not a Social Reactionary.
     
    sweller, Apr 1, 2005
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    Dr Zoidberg Guest

    Dr Zoidberg, Apr 1, 2005
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    Steve Parry Guest

    platypus fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    So are you implying Trotsky was nothing more that a very vocal grumpy
    old man? ;)

    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Apr 1, 2005
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Wicked Uncle Nigel fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    What day is "Drive like a ****" day?

    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Apr 1, 2005
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    Salad Dodger Guest

    Hamish, is that you?

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73850../..18203.../..3184./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^' RBR Landmarks: 5 Pts: 90 Miles: 455
     
    Salad Dodger, Apr 1, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    That's the wrong way round - one is meant to get more conservative as
    one gets older.

    As Denis Healey said (tho he may have been quoting someone else):

    "If you're not a communist at 18, you haven't got a heart. If you're
    still one at 30, you haven't got a head."
     
    Champ, Apr 1, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    The other 364!
     
    Champ, Apr 1, 2005
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    Steve Parry Guest

    Champ fumbled, fiddled and fingered:
    *ding* <fx:embarressed> I knew that ... I did honest ...

    --
    Steve Parry
    K100RS SE & F650
    and a 520i SE Touring for comfort

    (not forgetting the SK90PY)

    http://www.gwynfryn.co.uk
     
    Steve Parry, Apr 1, 2005
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    gazzafield Guest



    I'm going backwards too, then. I was verging on rabid Nazi at 15 and I'm
    getting more liberal and chilled the older I get. Scary.
     
    gazzafield, Apr 1, 2005
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    Christofire Guest

    I'd have thought "all of them" if you don't live in Scotland.
     
    Christofire, Apr 1, 2005
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    Martin Guest

    I wondered why there were fluorescent bobies with a hairdryer standing
    at the side of a road on the way to work this morning, they're never
    there at any other time.

    --
    Martin:
    "For a minute there, you bored me to death."
    VTR1000 Firestorm
    TDR250 http://ukrm.net/BIKES/Yamaha/tdr250.html
    martin dot smith nine zero three at ntlworld dot com
     
    Martin, Apr 2, 2005
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