At fu**ing Last

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Drew, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. Drew

    Drew Guest

    Third time lucky, I passed my DAS 2 hours ago with 4 minors.

    <Happy Dance>

    Drew
     
    Drew, Apr 1, 2005
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    mups Guest

    Drew says...
    You wouldn't have thought they'd be old enough...
     
    mups, Apr 1, 2005
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    AndyW Guest

    Shouldn't they have been at school?

    PS, well done
     
    AndyW, Apr 1, 2005
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  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Drew
    Blah-blah-learning-starts-here-blah-blah-most-dangerous-time-blah-blah-al
    l-out-to-kill-you-blah-blah...

    Congrats.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 1, 2005
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    dwb Guest

    I thought this was going to be about the Pope.
     
    dwb, Apr 1, 2005
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    AndrewR Guest

    I think that, in the spirit of the day, you could have given out a bit more
    than that.

    Why not remind him that proper bikes have the front brake and the clutch the
    opposite way round to learner bikes or that chains need to be cleaned and
    lubed every 30 miles?

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    BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, DS#5, COSOC# Suspended, KotTFSTR#
    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Apr 1, 2005
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    Kiran Guest

    Indeed.

    Kiran
     
    Kiran, Apr 1, 2005
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    Champ Guest

    It's well known that newly qualified riders are at their most
    vunerable in the first four weeks after they pass their test. I can't
    understand why the government hasn't done the obvious, and banned
    these riders for their first four weeks.
     
    Champ, Apr 1, 2005
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    simonk Guest

    <AOL>
     
    simonk, Apr 1, 2005
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  10. Is that true? Never heard it before, but it obviously makes sense. I'm
    just wondering whether my four weeks started last year when I first
    started wobbling around on a 125, or whether they won't start until I've
    done my DAS laster this year.

    It's just as well I'm immortal, really...
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Apr 1, 2005
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    Dan White Guest

    Reminds me of the Viz "Top Tip" years ago:

    "Avoid the '75% of all road accidents' that happen within 1 mile of your
    home. Simply park your car 1.1 miles away and walk the remaining distance."
     
    Dan White, Apr 1, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Nice one.
     
    Muck, Apr 1, 2005
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    Drew Guest

    Especially as it's my birthday, however when the phone went earlier on I
    half expected it to be the examiner shouting "April Fool".

    So all I need now is the insurance docs to arrive so I can tax the bike and
    "go play with the traffic" as my instructor would say.
     
    Drew, Apr 1, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    Wahay! What will you be riding?
     
    Nick, Apr 1, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    Well done :)
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    Catman, Apr 1, 2005
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    Catman Guest

    You sure he didn't say 'Play *in* traffic' ;)
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    Alfa 116 Giulietta 3.0l (Really) Sprint 1.7 155 TS
    Triumph Speed Triple: Black with extra black bits
    www.cuore-sportivo.co.uk
     
    Catman, Apr 1, 2005
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    Drew Guest

    Drew, Apr 1, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Depending if he likes you or not I suppose.
     
    Muck, Apr 1, 2005
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    Nick Guest

    Nick, Apr 1, 2005
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    jsp Guest

    Congatulations, and "Welcome to the Dark Side"tm

    --
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    SV650
    Black it is
    and naked
     
    jsp, Apr 1, 2005
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