Asylum Seekers

Aparently won't be coming to Bicester, according to the gubbmint

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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
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Good news for you, but overall what a bloody farce.

For all concerned.

<sun mode>
Then again, Prescott has gypsies to think about now.
</sm>

 

Indeed, £18 million down the tubes, and they've already started opening up
the ground

<shudder>

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Dan L (Oldbloke)
My bike 1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr
M'boy's bike 2003 Honda NSR125R (Going)
Spare Bike 1990 Suzuki TS50X (Patio Ornament)
BOTAFOT #140 (KotL 2005), X-FOT#000, DIAABTCOD #26, BOMB#18 (slow)

 

Looking at http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4092056.stm it would
appear you're not quite out of the woods.

Some sort of "removal centre" - which means the only AS's you're likely to
see are one that have escaped

Mysterious pillion riders may yet appear on the back of BOTAFOT runs...

 

dwb scribbled:

Could finance new bikes nicely...

"£1000 to escape to Devon, or £2000 to John'O'Groats"

Those with an outfit could double their takings

 

<counts number of seats on trike....rubs hands together>

JB

 

I could use some if you've got any spare. I'm filling in a form for a
lottery grant for my allotments. I have to indicate the number of people in
various categories who would benefit from the grant.

As well as the usual suspects of disabled, unempolyed, women and girls etc
there is a box for "refugees and asylum seekers".

 

If you take them to John o'Groats they will discover that Croatia
wasn't so bad after all. Better leave them with enough cash to get
smuggled back home.

 

Croatia? I don't think many are from Croatia these days.

Croatia is 'up and coming' don't you know.

 

Well if the life boat service didn't get any money [1], you're probably
guarenteed to get some.


[1] for not saving enough ethnic minorities/asylum seekers etc

 

How big's the box?

 

Is that the new worm for monomaniacs?

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