As hauls go...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Patrick Evans, Dec 25, 2004.

  1. Patrick Evans

    Dave Guest

    A shitload of sweeties from various outlets, a dress shirt that won't fit
    already, a bottle of Cockburn's Port and a Manics CD.

    She either wants me to get too fat to ride any more or commit suicide.
     
    Dave, Dec 25, 2004
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  2. Patrick Evans

    Salad Dodger Guest

    <hi-fives Loz>

    First time I've ever *exactly* what I asked for.

    I'd call that a result.

    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
    |_\_____/_| ..73063../..17250.../..3180./.19406
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4
    '^'
     
    Salad Dodger, Dec 25, 2004
    #22
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  3. Patrick Evans

    Pip Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) struggled
    to ejaculate:
    ... and the ©® for Conflagration Ready, obviously.
     
    Pip, Dec 25, 2004
    #23
  4. Patrick Evans

    Pip Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) struggled
    to ejaculate:
    Indeed.

    I *love* the taste and initial texture - but the bits, man: the
    fucking bits in the teeth. **** 'em.
    Righteous.
     
    Pip, Dec 25, 2004
    #24

  5. ?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 25, 2004
    #25
  6. The Older Gentleman, Dec 25, 2004
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  7. Patrick Evans

    porl Guest

    You might if your girlfriend sees the bulge.
     
    porl, Dec 25, 2004
    #27
  8. Patrick Evans

    muddycat Guest

    muddycat, Dec 25, 2004
    #28
  9. Patrick Evans

    muddycat Guest

    And here I was thinking you just didn't like the frogs.

    I scored a Gerbing's heated jacket and the control thingy from my boss.
    SWMBO got me a Nikon D70 and a bunch of t-shirts.
     
    muddycat, Dec 25, 2004
    #29
  10. Patrick Evans

    Cab Guest

    <G> Better not tell the wife then, eh?
     
    Cab, Dec 25, 2004
    #30
  11. Patrick Evans

    Cab Guest

    Well someone fucked up then, in not asking Santa for a kettle ;-)
     
    Cab, Dec 25, 2004
    #31
  12. Patrick Evans

    muddycat Guest

    heh

    What size are those pants then?

    I have one on this morning that says. "Bah Humbug!"
     
    muddycat, Dec 25, 2004
    #32
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    sweller Guest

    I've been sadly let down in the choc department [1]. Having just awoken
    from my afternoon snooze I could just do with a few energy building
    assorted sweeties. That and some water or more alcohol.

    [1] But not in the new pants department; the underclothing haul has
    expanded since my earlier post - are my relatives trying to say something?
     
    sweller, Dec 25, 2004
    #33
  14. Patrick Evans

    muddycat Guest

    Well a merry christmas to you good sir. I'll be tasting the Young's
    Ramrod wiv dinner tonight.
     
    muddycat, Dec 25, 2004
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    Robbo Guest

    3 pairs of Caterpillar Heavy Duty socks
    Bottle of Jura whisky
    Halfrauds £130 tool chest for my tools in the company crane-service van
    Tin of Quality Street (Yum)

    I are replete after Xmas din and relaxing with a glass of *that* scotch and
    an ice cube .......

    No work 'till 4th so Bollerx to all the broken down lorry cranes in Lundun
    and Kent!


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    --
    Robbo

    Trophy 1200 1998
    BMW K100 RS 1984
    "Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
    BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003/2004.
    B.O.S.M 2003, 2004
    FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
    PM#7
    ..
     
    Robbo, Dec 25, 2004
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  16. Hm. Was that me?

    Try googling.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 25, 2004
    #36
  17. Patrick Evans

    Lozzo Guest

    Owen says...
    I'll have it if they don't
     
    Lozzo, Dec 25, 2004
    #37
  18. Patrick Evans

    Owen Guest

    So can anyone on the NG tell me who wanted the scaletrix set that I
    advertised 2 (?) yrs ago? It's still in the shed and waiting...
    --
    O
    1 Black, shortly to undergo extensive surgery.
    1 Red, undergoing lightweight surgery. -----
    1 Blue, for Power-Ranger baiting. | o |
    Numbers ... | o |
    Stuff ... | ooo |
    Life ... -----
     
    Owen, Dec 25, 2004
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  19. Patrick Evans

    Fr Jack Guest

    Gift voucher from me bruv.

    Long Way Round dvd and book from Ma.
    And "more stuff to be delivered", apparently.
    --

    Cheers!
    Fr Jack
    96 Tiger.
    FRJACKUKRM AT GMAIL DOT COM
     
    Fr Jack, Dec 25, 2004
    #39
  20. Patrick Evans

    Elly Guest

    Lots of books: Edible Plants; Wild Food; The Wild Flower Key; Grasses,
    Sedges, Rushes and Ferns; ZX-9R Service Manual and a recipe book from
    the sprogs' school. A beautiful little bud vase, some chocs and some
    rather lovely sleeping attire ...




    Oh and a bull whip - presumably to maintain order at Pixie Central. It
    makes the most delightful crack when you swing it :)

    --
    Elly - a tired Pixie
    ZX9R-E1 - 'The bike made me do it!'
    Spike - FZ400 - firing on 3 cylinders
    MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
    http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
    "Angel in the kitchen ... "
    elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk
     
    Elly, Dec 26, 2004
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