As hauls go...

....a bottle of port, a tub of peanuts, a smoking jacket and five
Montecristo No.5s isn't too bad.

Shame I've already fucked up the roast spuds though. Note to self,
par-boil for 10 minutes != leave boiling and complete forget about
while monging to 25 minutes of Spacemen 3.

 

**** that, I'm going to eat my parents food tomorrow, in exchange for
walking the dog.

Luxury.

 

The boxed DVD set of I, Claudius.

*Bliss*

Socks, chocs, box of assorted stuff, books.

 

I don't like Yank stuff, Yank attitudes generally, and I'm really not
into brand names - but I'll happily make an exception for a
Zippo©®(TM) carrying the Snap-On©®(TM) logo.
Fucking excellent.

Not to mention assorted combos of lumps of ginger in dark chocolate,
games and stuff - and a pair of bottles of Talisker ...

Thank you Santa ;-)

 

... and guess what? Filled it, fired it up for the first time
and the fucker set light to my hand.

"Friendly Fire" (TM)

 

Pip says...

MWHID

 

Fancy Dress party?

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Pip

I love the smell of Ronson in the morning.

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Now you know that (TM) stands for Timo Model.

 

So that's not a book about French women?

 

Pissed as a fart already. Pink Champers for breakfast is sooooo niice.

I'll set fire to the lunch now.

JB

 

A bottle of Wolf Blass Cabernet Sauvignon, a pair of pyjamas with pink
hippos, a tub of strawberry cheesecake ice cream, and The Best of Yazz and
the Plastic Population on CD

 

A miniature model of a Gixxer thou (NLJN), a Jamie Macullum CD (thanks mum),
banana flavour Dicklick from Anne Summers (I mean the shop not that she
bought me it), and a superman pajama set.

 

A new shirt and some new pants. I'm beginning to think my family hate me.

oh, and what appears to be the contents of a small off-licence.

 

Patrick Evans says...

Mine's gone exactly to plan so far, I've had **** all.

 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I'm not sure if I have problems or not, seeing you in Superman PJ's.

 

Comfy chair for my office, Scalextric set, Beard trimmer and assorted
plonk.

Off for Xmas dinner now.

 

A box of proper After Eights, all the way from home. Nothing else even
comes close.

 

Ah, now I've got a Le Creuset frying pan, "Delia's Vegetarian Collection", a
wallet and some Quality Street. Anyone want the coconut ones?

 

*spit*

No way.

We gave our last ones to Jamie's pet rat.