arsebiscuits! Ran a red light

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Donegal Paul, Mar 12, 2005.

  1. Donegal Paul

    Donegal Paul Guest

    fucking fucking cunts!
    fucking plods given me a FPN for running a red light in the cage, of course
    the fact that if i'd stopped the arsehole right behind me would have smashed
    into me had no effect on him whatsoever! ****. And by his own admission he
    said he was three cars behind in the other fucking lane and no way had line
    of sight!

    ****, i refused to sign the slip too. He was one of those cunts that you
    could tell was loving it. Fucking bedfordshire plods. I am soooo tempted to
    go to court on this too and plead admission but due to the fucker on my ass
    and the accident i was in last year really didnt fancy getting in another
    accident!
    Prolly wouldnt wash though eh? :-(
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    Donegal Paul, Mar 12, 2005
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  2. Donegal Paul

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Why? Did you know the person behind had worse brakes than you?

    Did they run the lights, too?

    What if someone had stepped off the kerb? Would you mow them down to
    avoid an accident?
     
    Salad Dodger, Mar 12, 2005
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  3. Donegal Paul

    Donegal Paul Guest

    "Salad Dodger" said to "Donegal Paul"
    The lane of traffic i was in (i was about 6/7 cars back) were all
    travelling through the lights already, prolly about 30mph when it happened.
    I wasnt stationary and just decided to run a fucking light, im not a **** in
    that sense for sure. The guy behind (who was far too close) would have had
    to slam on his brakes, because i certainly would have had to.
    I have no idea frankly, but i guess that the fact i did gave him an extra
    cars length to stop, which he wouldn't have had if i'd slammed on the
    anchors.
    Isnt that an oxymoron? asides from being a stupid question?
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    Donegal Paul - On the mend
    Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
    Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
    Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
    Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
    Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
    www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
    www.iowcaravans.co.uk
     
    Donegal Paul, Mar 12, 2005
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    JackH Guest

    If you were watching them that closely to be able to ascertain the latter,
    you weren't concentrating enough on what was possibly about to step out /
    pull across the front of you.

    That, and the former and latter parts of that paragraph blatantly
    conflict...
     
    JackH, Mar 12, 2005
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  5. Donegal Paul

    Spete Guest

    <snip>

    Any idea what comes before red? It's a sort of warning light, to tell you
    that the red light will come on... hint, it's also a girls name...

    You've had enough time to stop, especially at that speed.
     
    Spete, Mar 12, 2005
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  6. Donegal Paul

    Preston Kemp Guest

    A week of being a total bitch normally.
     
    Preston Kemp, Mar 12, 2005
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  7. Donegal Paul

    Donegal Paul Guest

    "JackH" said to "Donegal Paul" <
    I didn't have to be watching so closely that i was physically watching them
    in the mirror all the time as i was moving forward.
    Its called observation and being aware of other traffic. Granted that
    conflicts with the offence but there it is ok?
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    Donegal Paul - On the mend
    Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
    Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
    Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
    Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
    Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
    www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
    www.iowcaravans.co.uk
     
    Donegal Paul, Mar 12, 2005
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  8. Donegal Paul

    Preston Kemp Guest

    Aye, there should be some sort of timeshare system really where you
    only get them for two weeks out of every four.
     
    Preston Kemp, Mar 12, 2005
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  9. Donegal Paul

    Donegal Paul Guest

    The other guy was literally on my ass and i guess im a bit on the paranoid
    side re traffic behind me, as i say as i dont particularly want to be in an
    accident again so soon after coming off my scoot last year. I have also had
    an accident, 3 or so years ago where someone /did/ rearend me which doesn't
    help i suppose.
    Oh, it's a bit of a **** to see the lights where they are in particular due
    to the van that was in my line of sight too.
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    Donegal Paul - On the mend
    Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
    Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
    Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
    Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
    Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
    www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
    www.iowcaravans.co.uk
     
    Donegal Paul, Mar 12, 2005
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  10. Donegal Paul

    Spete Guest

    Don't want to sound too picky, but if you can't see the lights, you're too
    close yourself.

    I'm not one for blaming myself, but in this case I would have done...
     
    Spete, Mar 12, 2005
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    rb Guest

    You seriously think running red lights is going to help you avoid
    accidents?
     
    rb, Mar 12, 2005
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  12. Donegal Paul

    Peter Guest

    And keeping a towbar on the cage helps.
     
    Peter, Mar 12, 2005
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  13. Donegal Paul

    rb Guest

    India is *really* bad for red light jumping.

    If it's not your day to go then why let a little red light slow your
    progress? Although I wish my taxi driver would have consulted his
    passenger as to whether it was their day to go or not.
     
    rb, Mar 12, 2005
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  14. Donegal Paul

    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as Donegal Paul says...
    FFS, you did wrong. Get over it.
     
    petrolcan, Mar 12, 2005
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  15. petrolcan wrote
    He done badly wrong. Running a red light should be a hanging offence.
     
    steve auvache, Mar 12, 2005
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  16. Donegal Paul

    Donegal Paul Guest

    "[news]" said to Donegal Paul wrote:
    Oh I will, and **** off if you dont want to read my rants
    I cant see any bikes in your sig?
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    Donegal Paul - On the mend
    Maico Letta 247cc - We have the technology.
    Zundapp Bella r203 - Watch out for ze Germans!
    Bajaj Chetak 125 - Wannabe Vespa
    Lambretta Li186 - stripped.
    Vespa T5 Millenium - intact
    www.thepilgrimssc.co.uk
    www.iowcaravans.co.uk
     
    Donegal Paul, Mar 12, 2005
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  17. Donegal Paul

    Pip Guest

    You *decided* to run a red light?

    More fool you, and it's a result you got tugged for it. Had you mown
    a bike down that had been quick off his green light crossing you, I'd
    have burned your house down by now, having nailed the doors shut
    first.
    Poor obs, poor anticipation on your part. Lack of control of your
    space on the road, on your part. Shite driving on both parts.

    Did the following driver also run the light, then? And if so, did he
    get a ticket too?
     
    Pip, Mar 13, 2005
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  18. Donegal Paul

    Pip Guest

    Donegal Paul struggled to ejaculate:
    Big difference, see: you were in a car - you can't fall off a car.
    And who was to blame for the scoot accident - well, who is being
    prosecuted for it ... ?
    Substantial lump of car, innit. All the arse end does is stop the
    back lights dragging on the deck, innit. Fucking stand on it and the
    driver behind takes the rap - not to mention the kingsize bumper in
    the radiator.
    So - you were approaching a hazard.
    Your vision was obscured by other /moving/ traffic.
    You had another vehicle behind you, you felt too close.

    All you had to do was ease off, or even dab the brakes - at any time
    when approaching the junction. If you had, you would have opened up
    your angle of vision and the driver behind would perforce have
    decelerated too. Once you had sufficient vision to proceed,
    accelerate again and that puts a gap between you and the driver
    behind. Simplicity itself - assert yourself, make your piece of road
    /yours/ and you'd be a lot better off. It is all about control, see?

    Or you can blunder about like a twat, being a danger to yourself, your
    passengers and other road users.

    Then when a problem occurs, you can squeal like a girly pig about how
    it was all somebody else's fault - the van driver in front, the car
    driver behind ... and let us not forget those cunts in blue that
    nicked you for driving like a thoughtless twat who is patently
    incapable of taking responsibility for his own actions and the
    inevitable consequences thereof.

    FFS grow up and take control - or get a fucking bus pass and we'll all
    be a little safer as another Volvo driver bites the dust. Sounds like
    you'll win a bus pass anyway - you know what points make, don't you?
     
    Pip, Mar 13, 2005
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  19. Donegal Paul

    sweller Guest

    I'm not entirely convinced you know what an oxymoron is; however of
    stupid questions you have a fair bit of experience.
     
    sweller, Mar 13, 2005
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  20. Donegal Paul

    sweller Guest

    I honestly don't know many girls called Yellow.

    <driving test examiner> "Pardon? Oh, you work for the railway...."
     
    sweller, Mar 13, 2005
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