ARSEBISCUITS! Lost in Court

As soon as the woman judge entered the courtroom my barrister looked at her
and informed me we are sunk!.

By the actions, demeanour and comments from the judge it was clear that
either she'd made her mind up before the trial started, thought all this
action was a waste of her precious time or she hated bikers.

Witness statements from the other side taken as accurate and true, even when
they appeared similar word for word and obviously there had been some
collaboration between them. Extra pictures of the scene and the road etc
meant bugger all to the judge as she is a circuit judge and unfamiliar with
the areas involved.
My version of the incident which was cross examined by a spotty bespectacled
wanker of a barrister, still wet behind the ears was very loudly poo pooed,
which gave the judge a grin.

My witness statement disregarded in it's entirety.

2 versus 1 witnesses always wins the day apparently so we were gonna lose
whatever.

The only good thing to come out of al this was I get to keep the bike.

No dosh to me then so I am still poor and have to rebuild it on me own.


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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process very slowly now)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003.
B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
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Why were you in court? Was this the Goldwing/Roadside interface, or
something else?

 

Yep...........British legal system is a fucking disgrace and a waste of
taxpayers money.

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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003.
B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
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What relevance has the gender of the judge in this matter? Serious
question.

 

It's never that time of the month for a male judge.

Oh, and he won't adjourn the case to go and have his hair done.


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AndrewR, D.Bot (Celeritas)
Kawasaki ZX-6R J1
BOTAFOT#2,ITJWTFO#6,UKRMRM#1/13a,MCT#1,DFV#2,SKoGA#0 (and KotL)
BotToS#5,SBS#25,IbW#34, TEAR#3 (and KotL), DS#5, COSOC#9, KotTFSTR#
The speccy Geordie twat.

 

Oh shit <fx runs and hides in cupboard /fx>

D

 

Better at judging character.

 

Maybe next time you should cover your face in boot polish, call yourself
Ravi Patel and you'll be OK. You might even get a house into the
bargain.

 

Bugger all. I reckon Robbo's barrister must've been unconfident to begin
with if a look can shake his defence.

 

A superb combination of stupidity, ignorance and bigoted opinion.

This subthread should make good reading.

 

You're consistent, I'll give you that.

 

As soon as the woman judge

No relevance really, just a description.
I was give the once over as she entered the courtroom with a snooty sneer.
The other party got a smile.
Pisser was he's 12 or so years older than me


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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003.
B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
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You'd had her, hadn't you?

He was obviously a new prospect.

 

Blimey. That old.

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Auld battleaxe, obviously.

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Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

Dead for ten years?

How did he get to court?

 

As soon as the woman judge

Nah! She wouldn't have been able to walk if I had ;-)

Best of British to the cnut

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Robbo
1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process)
BMW K100 RS 1984
"Fairly Quick" status. Silver level
BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003.
B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449
PM#7
..

 

You should lose some weight then.