Are you unique?

Funny, they told me this last time I pitched up to vote

Or I used a contraction of my first name. Just tried again with my
Sunday name and there are 21 of me.

 

<porl>

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

</porl>

 

the cont known as Ginge says...

wuss

 

Who are you?

 

the cont known as Pip says...

Done

 

No, this was what I called her in the pub the other day. It made her go
eww.

 

You really should no better, Christopher.

 

Only me. I feel lonely now
--

MRO# - cant remember

TDM850 - Gone
GSXR750 - Waaaaaaah, flash flash, bugger, burble burble

 

John Ferrari?

 

There are certain things the above response will now guarantee....

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Omygawditssobig?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

OK.
8 Shites
4 Shiteheads
3 Shittys
3 Shitfields
1 Heppleshite
1 Kibbleshite
1 Morgan-shite
1 Shitole
1 Shitehand
1 Shitford
1 Shiteside
2 Bollocks (had to be)
9 Cuntos
1 Cunti
1 Cunter
1 Knob
1 Todger
6 Fannys
1 Fuckwell
1 Fucks
1 ****

Cheers,
Martin.

 

Pip says...

The /Dumpy/ Bird with the bony arse

 

Preston Kemp says...

Would you have preferred Bolt-on, given your love of motorcycles?

 

Ben Blaney says...

Up until I was about 21 I wouldn't answer to anything but Laurence or my
surname. My daughter's mother still only ever calls me by my surname,
but everyone else except my mother calls me Loz now. Times change, as do
people.

 

Ginge says...

Or 'poor Jennie', in my sister's case. She won't have it spelt any other
way, moody cow.

 

Martin wrote:

#and a partridge in a pear tree.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

I don't need some fucking internet page telling me I am unique. I
fucking know I am. And you lot should be fucking grateful for it.

 

You are as rare as a wombats wingnut ?

Just the two for me.

 

I think I would've preferred anything that didn't leave me destined to
spend my life saying "no, that's my christian name" or "no, not Kent
Preston" or "no, it's not where I live" or "no, I'm not the fat one
from Jackass" etc etc.