Are you unique?

FFS, a bit sensitive, are we? Here's a hint - start making veiled
threats like that is a really good way to gain loads of respect and
make lots of new friends. Not.

So relax a bit and take a joke in good spirit. You've been here long
enough to know this already.

P-K-B

 

I think there's a history here that you're not privy to, Ace; a private
matter that has spilled over into ukrm so try not to ruin it for the rest of
us.

 

25 people. An entire 25. I`m shocked.

Still, I bet they`re not as festively plump and as delightfully hairy as me.

 

You're saying I shouldn't comment on threads/subjects I know nowt
about? I might as well unsubscribe, then...

 

No, I'm saying don't try and control the fire when you could get the petrol
can out.

 

Exactly. Where is that cont of a man when he could be Kizzieing about
the place.

 

Ah. So would it be a good or a bad idea to respond with the
time-honoured plea: "get a room"?

 

so do I and she's at home with tonsilitis today.

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Incorrect, Speak to us us at "

I think they know.

 

<terrible admission>
I like girls names that are androgynous - e.g. Alex, Sam, Terri, Max,
etc.

Yes, yes, I know.

 

That sounds like a threat - what you going to do, firebomb my house?

I only do it now when I a) want to wind you up or b) point out the
idiocy of your position.

If only you had the ability with English to explain it then.

As other posts in the thread show, it's hardly a unique phenomonem.

Most of us (men) find all sorts of bizarre female behaviour amusing.
We have to get our laughs where we can.

No, only ever did it accidentally. To be honest, tho, she was so dull
I hardly ever had occasion to address her directly anyway.

Moi? Who's having the hissy fit here?

 

Predictably yep I'm the only one of me.

BTW on the subject of what to not to change/shorten womens names to,
true comedy comes when watching my SO Claire explain that her first name
isn't Penny

"Hello can I speak to Mrs Cooke please", really gets on her wick.

 

For some bizarre reason, that made oi larf...... a likle bit
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Is that a round-about way of calling someone "shit for brains"?

;-)
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Poor Jenny.

 

There's one in Brooklyn.

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Fr Jack bored us all completely to death with wittery prose along the
lines of:

Ah bollox, you're right and another in Washington. As it happens one is
a Lawyer and the other one a Mafia gangster. So both of them are
thieves.

 

Beat you Champ there's only one of me.

 

<sotto voce> Thank the lord.