Are you unique?

<raises eyes to heaven>

 

#He's old, he's grey
#His nose is in the way
#Champion, Champion...

 

you'd have thought, yes.

However, the silly bitch had just paid[1] for the deed poll to return
to using her maiden name before she met this bloke.
[1] and apparently, you don't even need to do this.

 

Yes, but it found that along with Lozzo

 

You should tell her that there's a song by Anal **** called "You look
Divorced" [0]

[0] http://www.darklyrics.com/a/analcunt.html

 

www.yourenotme.com goes to the same place; I assume the people behind
it registered both domains, either once they'd realised their mistake,
or pre-emptively avoiding a knock-off site on the alternative
"spelling".

 

I bet her mate Shaz used to call her Debbie to wind her up.

 

I think Debbie/Deborah is one of the sexiest names actually. Especially for
girls.

 

I don't know why, but I only really like girls' names that begin with
a vowel.

 

Hmm...so you're saying you don't find other names consonant with your
tastes?

 

me too.

"You are unique. You are one with the angry Squirrel. Shout 'I am the
unique. I am unified with the badger overlord.' People will run away.
That's because they're jealous. JEALOUS.. "

--
Adie
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Dunno why, but Deb/Debs/Debbie etc. seems to be one of the most
common. Oh, and don't ever call my wife Judy if you value your life.

 

"That's the way to do it!"

 

Olga?

 

Yvonne?

 

Edwina. Does something for me.

 

I knew a Jennifer who would answer to Jennifer or Jen but not Jenny.
ffs

 

I thought you'd decided to stop this childishness? I seem to remember
a grovelling apology and a promise made at the EOSM.

Don't push this one Neal. You really won't like the results. And I'd
quite like to stay in UKRM.

I'm fully aware of that. But what does it say about you when you have
been repeatedly told that shortening a name is not welcome?

Wrong. But it appears you haven't the depth of thought to appreciate
the reasons.

We've discussed this and your reasons behind it. We don't agree. Again
I suggest you stop this right now.

Why is it always emotionally retarded men who think it is amusing?

And I'm sure you took every opportunity to do so.

FFS grow up Neal.

 

Yep, I'm a one-off. As are my wife and all of my kids (kids don't show up
as they are not on the electoral list). There are two who have my wife's
maiden name and we know one of them.

Interestingly enough it works with just the forename or the surname. There
are 14,461 Shanes but only 354 people who have the same surname as me. I
thought there would be more as I have a large extended family. My Dad had a
very unusual forename but I see there are 18 others with the same name.

Stranger still, two people seem to have the unusual name "Forename Surname".
Either their parents had a poor imagination or they are just crap at filling
in forms ;o).

 

He is. I thought he meant that Lozzo preferred his bikes to have chains.