Are you unique?

Don't worry, nothing to get. Random firing of synapses, ravings of a
cripple...

 

No, I mean: is it a previous UKRMer under a different name, or what?[/QUOTE]

From these two choices, she's "or what".

 

That was, er, convenient.

 

Oh right. I don't much care, then.

 

You're getting worse, you know.

 

Could have been worse. Could have been 'Jenni'.

Overheard a great conversation at a nearby pub a couple of weeks ago.
A couple of girls sitting out on the balcony, it went roughly thus:

"Samantha, want another drink?"
"It's Sammi"
"Eh?
"My name's Sammi"
"Since when?"
"Since ages ago. I've been meaning to point it out for ages"
"Bollocks. Your name's always been Samantha"
"No it's not, it's Sammi, and I want you to call me Sammi"
"Well you can **** off then. That's a shit name. Either I call
you Samantha or I'm never going to speak to you again."

I almost applauded.

 

He shoots...

....he scores.

I should just take the opportunity to remind everyone that the original
description was "dumpy bird _with_a_complex_"

 

Gno way!

 

She's got three daughters tho...

 

OK.

But why did Spete laugh?

 

Kates are all goers, mate. A Sandra was the first girl I ever fell in
love with.

I had seven Susans consecutively in '78/'79 (with perhaps just a bit
of overlap, so to speak) - after the first couple it was an instant
breakdown factor for teenage nervousness, a confidence boost as it
were.

 

Don't forget "grebo".

 

Because it is mildly amusing?

 

though

Are you implying they change their name to avoid shagging you?

 

I just gnu that would happen.

 

Where's it going to gestate? In a box?

etc.

 

Anyone keeping score between the LN fanbase and the backlash crew?

 

It doesn't have to make sense to amuse. Silly works too. As a broad
generalisation, within Europe, the Dutch are the only nation who really
comprehend British humour.

 

Eric Pope.

 

I think everyone should just fight to the death, I'm going to sit back
and watch, then possibly steal any cool things from the corpses and sell
the left over mess to a pie factory.

It's an almost foolproof scheme.

3-2-1-GO!