Are bikers just dangerous?

I have yet to see a rider sticking to speed limits and riding hald way
safely. Is it nescesarry to ride on the wrong side of the carriageway with
approaching cars to get to the front of the que while booting the fookin
bike and disturbing my opera music.

Why do some bikers swing left and right repeatdly ? (kind of like
apendulum?)

Why do some wear shorts!!!

I'm jealous I'm stuck in my car and you have the true freedom whch is what I
thought I had when I got a car, but it seems you hairy knuckled beats have
the nice life, I'm seriously consider becoming a biker <stop laughing> I've
done a CBT about 5 years ago but never bothered to progress on it. its
expired now.

My only problem would be where to put my bike, living in south london all
too many would like somewhere to put it.

Serious question,is the use of what I would say excess speed sometimes with
bikers deemed nescessary to be a defensive rider or is it a macho thing like
look at me I have a rocket under my arse watch me go ?

I'll go read the groups FAQ now.

 

They're bored.

It would be rude not to.

Move to a less pikey area.

The throttle goes both ways. If you're not happy to go faster than
30.99mph then don't go any faster. Sometimes accelleration is
required to get out of sticky spots especially when one is in a
potentially vulnerable position.

If you're interested in riding a motorcycle then go and speak to a
reputable riding school and they'll sort your out.

 

They're bored.

Multiple exclamation marks urge to respond failing.

<Checks backs of hands><wonders what a beat is>

snip

<checks knuckles again> No. HTH.

PS use a spell checker.

snip

 

Because wearing full leathers in hot weather just isn't cricket. It is
also considered good form to wear flip-flops.

 

I do it because it's bloody good fun.

Also, if you ever find yourself owning a bike, particularly a fast
one, you'll find it allows you to enter a different dimension [1].

[1] Note that although this isn't actually true it sometimes feels
like it. Other traffic is largely inconsequential. Relating the
experience to someone who doesn't also have a fast bike can be quite
difficult.

 

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It is a part of the so called defensive riding thing.

The human brain is wired to notice things that are travelling across
it's field of vision better than things that are directly approaching or
receding. Better riders (where better = more experienced or those
lacking private health care insurance) know this and make a point of
moving to and fro in an attempt to make themselves more visible to those
whose attention is focused on talking on their mobile phones or fishing
for cd's in the footwell.

 

Kill yourself you sad cockmuncher.

--
'Chill Winston.......'

Nige

Subaru WRX (54)
Land Rover Discovery II (2001)
BMW GS1200 (2007)
Honda CBR900RR Fireblade (1997)

 

I did this on the weekend. Then proceeded to have a YTC moment and somehow
put my bare calf on the can after a short blat. Unsurprisingly, the skin
all disappeared and now I have a nice, fist sized burn...

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Iridium

IRTA as "fist-sized bum".

Which gave me pause for thought, I'll tell you.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

I know a girl...I'd better stop here, hadn't I?

I think she wanted one of those too.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE (Black with added black bits)
Suzuki Bandit 600S (Green with added shit bits)
Yamaha SR250 Delusion (It's "Special")
I ride way too fast to worry about cholestorol.

 

AKA Motion camouflage. Always attack head on.

This works equally on those tailgaters behind you, as exaggerated
weaving convinces them that you're going to crash.

 

Good, coming from someone who's just typed 'circumsised'.....

 

Ooh it's got a proper name and everything, who'd have thought.

Presumably this works for retreating as well. Do we have any Italians
in the house to confirm this?

 

Ding

 

Which opera? There's nothing like a bit of Wagner on a long journey.

Plenty here who swing both ways.

 

When did you last have them?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Grimly Curmudgeon

I was *so* hoping no-one would ask that.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Podium Placed Ducati Race Engineer as featured in
Performance Bikes and Fast Bikes

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Falling apart) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer

 

To avoid having *both* testicles trapped down one leg of their leathers?

 

You started badly and tailed off spectacularly with this post. Bait needs to
be far more stnky.

Abecause we acan.

We don't want our bits flapping around in the breeze of course.

Yep, back to school for you laddy.

I can think of a perfect place.

Yeah. Or no, depending on what exactly it is your asking.

Arse about face way of doing things.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I think I'd attack from the rear. <insert quip of your choice here>



--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19