Are all UKRMers accounted for at the moment?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8316077.stm

 

Here

 

Oooooo 100mph!

 

"I can't remember a case this serious," a police spokeswoman told the
BBC of Sunday's infringement spree. "It's remarkable."

Heheheh, yeah, right ... 100 mph ...

 

took a blunt brush and painted...

Speeding, waaving close to other cars, weaving close to the kerb, driving on
hard shoulder, running red lights, failing to stop, failed a drugs test.

So what were the other 8 violations?

Murdering police occifers?

 

The bad ass mofo.

--


Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue

 

He just blew a fuse and got fed up living in a control-freak society.
I wonder how many Swiss go postal compared to some more laid-back place,
like Inner London, say?

 

Quite, always gives me a mega buzz riding in London.

 

Switzerland innit.

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.

 

Not that many, given that means of going properly postal are either kept
in a wardrobe at home or can easily be purchased over the counter in the
right Kanton.

And yes, there are incidents but not as many as you'd expect in a
country that's stuffed to the rafters with military assault rifles.

 

Washing his car on a Sunday, doing his laundry after 8 pm, standing
up to pee after 11 pm, painting his house an unapproved colour, putting glass
bottles in the rubbish, failing to do his fire-service duty, moving house
other than on March, June or September 1st...

That leaves just one to go.

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

Most of the ones I heard about involved shotguns -- it's a serious
offence to open your package of ammunition if the country's not being
invaded and you don't have to fight your way to the Kaserne (arsenal) for
further supplies. I think I've heard that they don't get ammo to hold at
home nowadays.

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

 

heh. You've got the Swiss down

 

But it's not true!

Well, not all of it.

 

I've heard the same, although I've also contradictorily heard that
they just get ten rounds or so, so i'm not sure of the truth.

<surfs>

Indeed, it seems that they changed the system only in 2007, and
started to withdraw 'personal' ammunition, kept at home, from Jan
2008, the process to be completed by the end of 2009.
http://www.lba.admin.ch/internet/lba/fr/home/aktuell/taschenmunition.0002.html#faq0002

 

I can't seem to help myself.

Not at all. Well, some of it, perhaps...

And anyway, those parts of what Ivan says that are actuially law,
rather than simply apartment-house rules, are quite common in other
countries too.

 

<looks at list of countries>

'Myanmar'
'North Korea'
'UAE'

Hmmm, you have a point.

 

Eh? What? You seem to have lost me there, old chap.

Perhaps you'd care to share it?

 

Just practicing being facetious, clearly, not all that well.

 

Oh, I thought it was Ace playing his pretend dunno-what-you-mean card. I
knew where you were going with it.