AR State Trooper (humorous)

Arkansas State Troopers know human nature well~!~ 
 
Two men were driving through Arkansas when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper. The cop walked up and
tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the
window
and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the
head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in Arkansas, son," the trooper answered.
"When we pull you over in Arkansas, you better have your license ready
by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer,! " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know
your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy
his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.
The passenger rolls down the window
and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper. "
Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers ," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I wish that asshole
would've
tried that shit with me!