anyone speak german?

hi, looking for someone to translate a german website page about a fairing
into english, typical amount of text for a web page with pictures, anyone
help me?.
i have tried online translators but the pidgeon english it spits out doesn't
make sense.
Thanks.

 

doesn't matter, got it done

 

Not quite. I still don't know what vorsprung durch teknik means.

 

advantage through teknik

 

<disappointed>

I was hoping for something along the lines of /strength through joy/

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Tallbloke (itiw) came up with 'profit through bullshit', which is rather
nice.

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Dave

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Nah, that's /kraft durch freude/, which is why I find it amusing to see VWs
with KDF in their registration - of which there's a few round here...

 

Arbeit Macht Frei. The Harley Davidson motto?

 

*lovely*

 

It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the

Bits Fly Freely?

--

Dave

GS 850 x2 / SE 6a
SbS#6 DIAABTCOD#16 APOSTLE#6 FUB#3
FUB KotL OSOS#12? UKRMMA#19 COSOC#10

 

#Ja, wir haben keine Bananen, wir haben keine Bananen heute...