Anyone near old Harlow for a favour?

If the twat is insured, and if the car is not borrowed.
Sounds a tad dodgy to me.

 

Not in a case like this, and I'd see 'em in court quite happily. The law
is quite, quite clear. You're not allowed[1] to get out of your car in
the middle lane of a motorway and go walkabout, whether you're stuck in
a fucking traffic jam or not.

[1] Emergencies excepted, of course.

 

If he is genuine, he gets one chance. The money in my account on Monday
and I make no claim. If not, I let slip the dogs of war.

If, of course, he's not insured, then Plod can BBQ him with my blessing.

 

The Older Gentleman wrote:

If I lived that way .....

 

'swot I saw.

 

Well, Catman had a gander. Doesn't looked good. The house appears empty
and unoccupied. Oh dear.

 

They've moved? Obv. suss that he gave you the address of an empty
property.

Let's hope to **** that the numberplate was kosher.

 

This one was a lighter green, unfortunately.

 

Police then mate, go to the Police, he's committed a crime & must be
apprehended.

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike
Honda ST1100 Pan European (comes this week)

 

I do hope you got the guy's registration number and didn't leave this
to trust.

 

Yes, plus photographed in glorious NikonColour.

Plus independent witness.

 

Went to Plod last night, the moment I found the phone number was duff.

Plod was quite impressed by the clarity of the pix I took on my little
Coolpix.

And insco informed as well. Mirror glass and pannier bracket ordered
from MotorWorks - under £70. The rest depends on whether or not Twatty
can be traced and persuaded to play ball.

 

Hmmm - an evening visit and a little detective work is called for, they
must live very close by to know that a nearby house is vacant.
Otherwise DVLA and the plod are your friends.
Unless, of course, they have been evicted from that addresss and not
told DVLA where they are now.
Cunts.

 

A tin of Nitromors does though. It also fucks up the headlights, sidelights
and indicators too.


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Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

I think I'd be more inclined to just smash a side window and drop a
Molotov in through the hole. Obviously this would reap greater rewards
if the driver was sitting in the car but it's not essential.

 

I'd go for the expanding foam with an extended nozzle up the exhaust.
Should take the average spanner monkey many, many expensive hours to
figure out.

 

Syrup in the petrol. Easy to figure out, horribly expensive to fix.

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Wedge a potatoe in, thats a good one

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Nige,

BMW K1200S
Range Rover Vogue
Suzuki GSX-R600 Racebike
Honda ST1100 Pan European (comes this week)

 

"Krusty" wrote :

Pint of Iceland's cheapest prawns, a minute in the blender, heater slot in
front of the screen...

Dave H.

 

Pint of water in one front tyre, 100psi in the other.