Anyone near Barnsley?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290450916079

I've been offered this. That, in the background, is a brand new OE
exhaust system.

I really want someone just to cast an eye over the rest of the stuff and
give me an idea of its condition.

 

I am matey, you still got my number?

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

Don't think so.

 

nigelDOTinceATbtinternetDOTcom

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

I'm sure I've got it somewhere....

Here we go, it's 4295673.

 

I have your email addie. Not your phone number. YTC

 

hehe - i know ya daft fucker, but to get my phone number...

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

You utter ****

 

You worked it out then?

I'd hate to think I'd wasted my time on that one.

 

II was whooshed by it, I'm afraid.

Anyway, thanks, Nige. Bought it. Offered him £550 and deal done. This
is going to be an interesting UR delivery: an entire bike, in boxes.

 

You, of all people, should know better than to buy a box of bike.
Bits of unobtainium WILL be missing.

 

<sigh>

 

He has a meme to live up/down to, don't forget.

 

Ya fucking turdburglar

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

It sure is Let me know when i can pick it up & I'll drop round....

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

Put the numbers into the phone as if you were sending a text and see
what it spells out. It's not difficult.

 

At last.

 

http://www.b2byellowpages.com/company-information/304638745-gaylord-hospital.html

 

Fucking hell, even i got that

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Nige,

'Candygram for Mongo'

R1

 

My phone gives me Gawjmpd without predictive text, Hawim?<beep> with.
How did you guess it?