Anyone going up the Dick Turpin

Tonight ?

D

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, David Thomas

"Going up the Dick Turpin" being some obscure Essex sexual practice,
presumably?

 

Bugger, the reply I had from Nigel came up as "message no longer available
on server" whats all that about?

D

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, David Thomas

<sigh>

That's it then, I'm officially a non-person. Excuse me, I have an
appointment with a cell bars and a sheet...

 

Who said that?

Just a whirl of ectoplasm and a whiff of pies ...

 

Yesterday's entertainment was discovering that there's a place in the
former Soviet Union called Miass. And it has a tourist industry. And
it was the site of a goldrush.

Your starter for ten is "The seam of my ass has been torn apart by
burly miners with pickaxes"...

 

Nigel Eaton wrote

Snot obscure. We get police escorts and volvos and sick horseys and
everything.

I would have gone but I don't have a bike at the moment only a pony and
they would have laughed at me.

 

"The Ghost of Ginsters Past"

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SEV/CBR1100XXX/KH500A8/TS250C
|_\_____/_| ..62661../..14297.../..3157./.19406
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4 PM#5
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11 WG*
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17
'^'

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Salad Dodger

Says the Ghost of Ginsters Yet To Be.

*And* I lost a whole pound this week. So there.

Oh ****, I'm going to become a weight bore. Pip! If Champ's really
changed his mind, point those barrels this way.

 

What? You have to have more cash than that to drink there?

 

It was just me then and it was a bit on the nippy side... still nice ride
though

D

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simian

Nah, they're sooper-dooper electronic ones, wot are very accurate
(allegedly).

Never underestimate the value of a strategically timed crap is all I'm
saying.

 

Pls explain to me why anybody would attend a drinking venue (for such I
believe was referred to) and take their motor vehicular transport with them
(without a designated driver)?

Strangeness... never did understand the "let's meet with the bikes down at
the Pied Bull" type meeting, makes not a jot of sense to me... this evening
I have been quaffing falling down water with a chum, both of us own
motorised transport yet funnily enough both of us chose not to take said
chariots along.

So there.

 

*squeaaak*

Yo're in the crosshairs, boy ...

 

You're a bit thick, aren't you.

 

Do shotguns have crosshairs?

 

That's "Mr A Bit Thick" to you!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Same thought crossed my mind. I suppose they could do if you wanted to
blast an 18 inch hole in *exactly* the right place...

 

Only when you cut them, and if you cut enough you could lose another pound.

Brian

 

ROFL