Anyone been to Norway?

I think you mean "crinkly bits"

 

Direct West from Oslo would hot the see as it is down in the south , but
it would have to be *direct*

 

You can see Northern lights even from the UK, but not as frequently. No
physical limit as for the midnight sun.

For a brief trip I would say you need to be lucky to see NL from Oslo,
but thay may even apply to northern Norway, as the weather might be a
limiting factor as well.

 

Yes, 'twas great but bloody expensive. Good skiing in parts.

Bloody cold when I did my Arctic warfare training though. Tip: Don't
piss or shit in the snow, as the Norwegians get upset.

Look out for the fjords. And snow. And reindeer. And lap people. And
Santa.

 

Hang on there sir, I'll be out there over Christmas too. So either run
away like mad or let's see if there's a bar.

 

You sure you want to do that? It was 35 whatever-they-use for a
half-litre of beer 12 years or so back, it's bound to be even more
expensive now!

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I'll save on other less important items.