Any deals with free insurace?

The same. He cooked me dinner last night, in exchange for fixing his
computer [0]. Fucking magic.

[0] I got the good deal out of this, as the computer was still unfixed
when I left.

 

Pff. He'll have to compromise a bit - learn to have a laugh on a bike
instead of being seriously cutting edge, eh? And if he's halfway
decent on a bike he'll find plenty of sprotsbike riders to piss off
from ;-)

I *will* have another one.

 

I shall never own a bandit 12.

 

Yeah, well - you've got the Eddie Lawson copy, aintcha?

 

You are ginger, and, going by what you are saying, gay. Case closed.

 

Oh I'm sure they're good, but they don't seem to me to fulfil any
purpose that couldn't be done better on the gixxer.

 

Crashing.

hth

 

ITYM 'Surviving crashing', yes?

 

A bit silly, no? I always reckoned, when I had _loads_ of points and
accident claims, that if I was going to lie about that I might as well
lie about _everything_.

Never did, mind.

 

No chance. It prolly crashes better, though.

 

Of course, the bike of choice for most of the top *pro* stunt riders
these days is a dull old Honda.

 

Yours? That'll make a change.

 

He casually throws over his shoulder, mincing off ...