Another tribute to the fallen hero

With apologies to Fat Reg and Bernie Taupin.

It's a little bit funny, but only a bit
You came off your bike - d'you feel like a tit?
It's only a week 'til the Isle of Man race
Now you're on your arse with a bruise on your face.

If I was a racer, but then again, no
Unlike your good self I'm incredibly slow
I haven't a clue what you're suffering through
But UKRM is here now for you.

So you can tell everybody you did your best
You can stand tall before them, and puff out your chest
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind us taking the piss
It's just 'cos we care, and your presence is missed.

I sat on the bog, and - no, never mind
You don't need to know that, it would be unkind
It's going to be some time before you're yourself
I hope you've got BUPA, for the sake of your health

I trust you'll forgive me, these words that I write
The rhyming is dodgy, the sentiment shite
But if you insist that for glory you'll hunt
Come back in one piece, you daft bloody ****!

 

[snip]

Hah. Raised a chuckle.

 

Well if we're all doing it, my apologies to Mark Knopfler...


A few days ago came a man on a track
Ninety miles an hour at the front of the pack
And he put down his knee where he thought it was the best
Made a bee-line for the wilderness

He overcooked it, the spectators saw
His footpeg ploughed the ground while he broke his jaw
And all the other racers came riding down the track
And they never went further, no, the marshals held them back

Then came the medics to pick up the fool
Then came the ambulance, then came hospital
Then came the morphine as the pain took its toll

The man on the kwak hit a telegraph pole.

--
ogden

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LOL!

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear

Breaking news!

Champ loses his BHaLC # after complaining "There are too many fucking
Poles in this country!".

 

I have been outdone. I salute you.

 

BWAHAHA. Nice.

 

Hahahaha

 

I've tried several times and can't make it fit "Sultans of Sling".

 

Beautiful man, just beautiful.

But I think you've been pipped[1] there.

[1] As opposed to Pipped, which is probably an entirely different thing
altogether.