Another shiity day at the office

"A man has been accidentally shot by a rescuer who was trying to free
him from the jaws of a crocodile in northern Australia."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7203988.stm

I'd be a bit pissed if I was bitten by a crocodile then me mate shot me
for good measure.

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080111225351AAIgjPG

 

"Crocodile attacks and shootings are rare in Australia.

To suffer both at once is - to say the least - unfortunate. "


No shit...

 

The other thing is he was collecting crocodile eggs. Who the ****
collects crocodile eggs!?

 

Crocodiles?

 

A chef who's been told to whip up an omelette, and to make it snappy?

 

You are Groucho Marx aicmff dodgy moustaches.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your shiter."

 

Ooooh, that smarts.

I was walking around site the other day with a newbie, and pointing to
the pond and the fish mentioned;

"We used to have two terrapins".

To which my mate without cracking a smile interjected;

"Yeah, we're down to a couple of gigapins now".

You and him would get on well....