Another joke only for those who care

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a
good looking, older retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a
gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. . The circus owner tells them, "I'm not
going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so
you two had better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment - chair,
whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the
gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant
and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat
revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then
rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display
like that in my life." He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can
you top that?" The tough old golfer replies,
"No problem, just get that lion out of there


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