Another BOSM reminder

*snort* OUCH!

Red wine isn't the best thing to eject from one's nostrils y'know.

Oh and you're in luck....


..... I don't have any naked photos.

 

I like beating impossible odds.

 

Andy Bonwick wrote

Scarred me for life it did.

 

Catman wrote

Yeh, but it's the start of 'biking summer' when the bike is rolled out
of mothballs to meet that tarmac that's not covered with horrible
slippy stuff.

Not all of us are RTB's on here with SOB's.

Cheers,

Paul.

 

You want to try falling asleep next time. I did once and managed to
wake up just in time for every muppet who decided to swerve across the
mway as we approached.

The only clue as to being awake instead of asleep was that the shouting
was louder.

 

The camera hasn't been built yet that doesn't disassemble itself when faced
with the prospect.

 

Or you'd have bought one too.

 

I don't take any chances. I get photos of my beergut through satellite
imaging...

 

"and the answers are..." <rummaging noises> "...in my living room."

 

I may do the same. Depends on the work/time situation.

 

Woo, that's my parish that is. I'll pop along for a goosey - though the new
chicane they put in is a bit bollocks IMHO.

 

Well given that Ginge decided to *not* mention the fact that I'm just down
the road (obv scared that the "sexiest motherfucker in the room" from the
EOSM[1] might move in on his 'turf'...), I must point out, that I live in
Derbyshire too, a mere 20-odd minute ride from the Black Horse......

But if you try to e-mail me then it won't work unless you change the 'y' for
an 'i' and spell 'world' correctly.

Dave

[1] As proclaimed by, er, me when very very pissed

 

I'd actually forgotten all about you. I think it's because I'm still
trying to erase the mental image of you with pink hair at a previous
BOSM.

How's the new bike by the way?

 

Oh, for some it never ends

Wouldn't call the GSX a SOB, that has been out and about this winter.

 

Mail I sent to ginge winging its way to you.

 

Previously on usenet, WavyDavy said...

Not when the front wheel was pointing skywards, it didn't.

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