In my position of DFV it is my pleasure to invite you all to attend the Begining of Summer Meet. All are welcome as UKRM meet yet again to celebrate, surprisingly enough, the begining of summer. This year is slightly different with an extra 2 days being added owing to it being Easter Bank Holiday. Dates are given below for those too thick to read a calendar. Much frolicking, plenty of nudity, drinking and eating of fine food served by Mike and Mu, the hosts and the gorgeous waitresses (and the 'camp' lad who is supposedly not gay). Bollocks will be talked, people will be embarrassed and Blaney will possibly make an arse of himself again. Food will be served at dinner time, and breakfast will also be available. Mu and I have yet to discuss just what days this will be available on, but I'll let everyone know as and when I do. I will be using the tried and tested ticket system to ensure that everyone pays their way. Robbo says he'll be on hand to **** up another raffle too. All rooms at the inn are booked and have been for some time, but there are B+Bs locally that may have some rooms if needed. If camping is your thing, then there is a small garden outside that has room for at least 20 tents if they are erected sensibly. No doubt Sunday will herald yet another CIHAGM fest, in which ukrmers will thrash each others bikes and then post derogatory comments about them. After last year comments were made by villagers about the wheelies, so point bikes out of the village before lifting the front wheel this time please If you intend to come along and have dinner and/or breakfast, then please email me at so I can inform Mu how many will require feeding, then I can negotiate about food on the extra days. I apologise to those who have already replied, but could you please do so again because after a change of PC my saved email has all been lost, along with my address book. Lets see some more of you newbies and lurkers there this time OK? Date: April 9th, 10th, 11th and 12th Venue: The Black Horse Inn, Hulland Ward, Derbyshire. DE6 3EE Phone: 01335 370206 Streetmap url : http://tinyurl.com/8oyo DON'T FORGET: email me at if you're coming along, with what days you'll be wanting breakfast and dinner. Hope to see you there. -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've e-mailed you to say I'm going before, is this a seperate list? Will you be issuing numbers that could go in our sigs?
Previously on usenet, Ginge said... What part of... : .....didn't you understand? See Robbo for details -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
In my previous note to you I said I'd be attending _and_ eating, pitching a tent, etc. which is why I was asking if you need to specifically be told that I'd be eating, all over again....
Previously on usenet, Ginge said... I need to know again please, all that info was lost -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Ah, that reminds me I must let you know that I'll now be staying on the 9th and the 10th along with Mrs Mups who for some strange reason wants to meet UKRM. This time I must blag a go on Blaneys bandit.
Previously on usenet, mups said... Stick it on an email then -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Previously on usenet, Ginge said... You should stop taking the piss... -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Previously on usenet, mubbueth said... TT week is June -- Lozzo : The anti-Timo ZZR1100D, GPZ500S, CB250RS x3 BOTAFOT#57/70a, BOTAFOF#57, MIB#22, TCP#7, ANORAK#9, DIAABTCOD#14, UKRMT5BB, IBW#013, MIRTTH#15a/16, BotToS#8, GP#2, SBS#10, SH#3, DFV#14, BONY#9. Url for ukrm newbies : http://www.ukrm.net/faq/ukrmscbt.html http://www.glfuk.com/ for MJK Leathers in the UK. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
<Some snippage etc> Robbo says he'll be on hand to **** up another raffle too. See below <Some more snippage etc> Raffle this year will be a short 60 question quiz instead. Prizes will be furnished as before similar to the raffle prizes of previous years. General Knowledge, some biking questions and miscellaneous stuff. Teams of 4 to make it fairer, 15 questions to a round. BEER round at the end, prize of the closes or correct answer wins a round of FREE drinks to that winning team for the question. At least there's less chance of me cocking it up with strange raffle tickets appearing mysteriously in me bag! -- Robbo 1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process) BMW K100 RS 1984 "Fairly Quick" status. Silver level BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003. B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7
Well if there ain't a raffle, and you don't have a secret stash of "i" pink raffle tickets to win an "i" raffle I can't see it happening. ;-) -- -- Robbo 1500GL 1988 Goldwing (Rebuild in process) BMW K100 RS 1984 "Fairly Quick" status. Silver level BotaFOF #19. E.O.S.M 2001/2002/2003. B.O.S.M 2003.FURSWB#1 KotL..YTC449 PM#7
So this is what it's come down to then. A three day 'fest' for a bunch of fucking sad-sacks to fill in quiz forms. Jesus, you middle-aged fucks. WAKE UP. Look at yourselves.
Please tell us why, what with your sparkling, glamourous and fun filled, yet meaningful life, you still have the need to descend to inept small minded attacks?
