Another BOSM bites the dust

Good, the responsibility to loft the obligatory wheelies won't be solely on
my shoulders )

I might still join in though...

 

Paul Corfield wrote

I used to do all that stuff as well. No return for it at all except the
fun of doing it and the remote chance to get an MBE for services to the
community.

Life moved on of it's own accord though and I don't anymore, no
decisions involved, just go with the flow.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Veggie Dave amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

<Subscribes>

Yikes! Vibrant they are. The first post I read is about some self-done
thigh cuttings!

 

'Pog Mo Thoin'

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, JackH amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

'Pee King Duck'

 

**** yes. but the useful people still lurk.
WC - drop a post about brighton - there's at least 3 people I can think
of who's opinion is very valid, and live in that vicinity.

*chortle*



--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

Whinging Courier wrote:

Easy peasy. <g>



--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ VS800 - borked
TS150 - squatting ~|~ V2300 - flat cap and rug

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Doesnotcompute amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Nah. Multilation's not my thing but whatever floats yer boat and gets
the ol' endorphins flowing eh?

I fucked this burd once that looked like her **** flaps went through a
mangle, but that might've just been her...

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Doesnotcompute amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Okies.

 

Was her name Julie by any chance?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Carol. She was from Hassocks.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

This Carol was a bit like that. I mean we weren't married or anything
but we were all sort of tight knit my mates and I and we did a share
sort of thing. Everyone just sort of ended up shagging everyone else. I
just seemed to work out like that.

Yeah, Hassocks was a bit like that,too although she was the only one
from there I had the pleasure of. The town I lived in had (still has)
many villages scattered round its edges and these were the best places
to see some action and get lucky.

She'll get what she deserves, but with King sized piss flaps already, it
sounds like she already has

 

I just wondered...

I once knew a girl with similar "features" to the girl you've just
described. She attempted to seduce most of my friends husbands, and she
made a several passes at Chris too - I was seriously unimpressed at the
time, especially since I was 3 months pregnant and she and I were
supposed to be close friends.

She lived in the next village up the road, and managed to leave it like a
war zone when she eventually moved away, with half the population not
speaking to the other half.

I'm not usually a bitch, but where she's concerned.....

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Steph

This may seem like an odd question, and feel free to tell me to ****
off, but how do you know about the state of her undercarriage?

I mean, I know quite a few blokes reasonably well, but I couldn't give
you a working description of any of their dicks.

Is this a "girl" thing?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

<Scene from ladies loos in local pub>

Julie : "'Ere Steph, my pissflaps are starting to look like they've
been through a mangle"
Steph : "Ooooh, let's take a look"

 

Fhalabh 'sa boc an airde!

Phil

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel says...

TBH I was wondering that as well.

<thinks> I really must get on one of the girls nights out.

 

Not quite that way - I had a detailed gory description given me by her
once, during a discussion about the complications she had with
childbirth.

Must confess I've never seen them, but I know of several people who have!

 

I don't think so!

Who's going to look after the kids and pour me into bed when I get back
if you're out with us?

Man - know thy place!

 

Steph says...