Another biking cherry popped

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Gyp, Jan 28, 2006.

  1. Gyp

    deadmail Guest

    Whoops. Sorry about that.
     
    deadmail, Jan 29, 2006
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  2. Well his antics are certainly making me smile.
     
    Paul Corfield, Jan 29, 2006
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  3. Gyp

    Elly Guest

    <g> Aaron said exactly the same thing halfway through his first
    BotAFOT.

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    Elly, Jan 29, 2006
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  4. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Certainly with you on his one. I take it your "stupidity" was down to
    riding style rather than simply taking them on the bike?

    My style has become very defensive indeed. I do of course have to
    consider if it's a good idea at all...
     
    Gyp, Jan 29, 2006
    #24

  5. Ride how you normally ride - its how you ride best. Unless you're BGN of
    course.



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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jan 29, 2006
    #25
  6. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    Of course, if he continues to push those buttons he'll get banned by his
    mum. Not that we're scared of her of course. [1]


    [1] The fact that he told her that we'd bought a helmet and gloves and
    been out on the Zed was done by phone while we were driving away in the
    car is purely coincidental
     
    Gyp, Jan 29, 2006
    #26
  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
    I can't believe you'd put T through all of this emotional turmoil, you
    heartless bastard.

    Does she need comforting at all?

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    public toilet with the lid closed.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 29, 2006
    #27
  8. But who would look after Mrs WUN in her moment of realisation?



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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - faster when upright
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ A6 2.5TDi V6 Quattro Sport

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jan 29, 2006
    #28
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    I don't know what you mean, you nasty man. Mrs WUN would, of course, be
    delighted that I am willing to offer solace to T.

    Probably.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 29, 2006
    #29
  10. Gyp

    deadmail Guest

    I don't know if you saw enough when you came around but my house is
    surrounded by a number of farm tracks, giving a loop of about 600 yards
    or so around my property's perimeter.

    I had bought a CB250RS bike about 6-7 years ago; it was a part restored
    one (I wanted it for bits) and was pissing about on it. I was riding
    around the perimeter road with both children (aged something like 10 and
    8) on the back of the bike. None of us wearing protective clothing of
    any sort of course...

    My dog ran out in front of the bike and under the front wheel. I
    couldn't brake because... er there wasn't a front brake and the back one
    was pretty marginal. (it was the same bike I had the 'incident' at
    Kempton Park on)

    The bike went over quite hard and caught my knee between the tank and
    the road, breaking it resulting in a couple of screws to hold the joint
    in place.

    The kids were ok, as was the dog.
    Oh, I'm sure it's fine. I don't think twice about taking my children
    into town... er without protective clothing bar helmets and gloves; and
    maybe a jacket if it's raining.

    What's the worst that could happen...
     
    deadmail, Jan 29, 2006
    #30
  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    I believe you'll find that on this occasion, I was first in the line.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 29, 2006
    #31
  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    <shrugs>

    Fair enough. In that case I'm second in line.

    Standing very close.

    Wearing a bathrobe.

    Green, it is.

    And I find the prospect of comforting T rather... stimulating.

    But if you're happy to be first in line, that's fine.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 29, 2006
    #32
  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    All the best people have green bathrobes.

    Some right cunts do too, obviously.
    <stamps feet>

    Curse you, Racer Boy!

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 29, 2006
    #33
  14. Gyp

    Gyp Guest

    FFS you two, is there an unwritten rule that every thread I start turns
    into you two working out who's first in the queue?

    And why am I never first?
     
    Gyp, Jan 30, 2006
    #34
  15. Gyp

    Ben Blaney Guest

    No prizes for coming second.
     
    Ben Blaney, Jan 30, 2006
    #35
  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
    Um... Yes.
    You're always first.

    You ****.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - There are few things in life more sinister than a
    public toilet with the lid closed.

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jan 30, 2006
    #36
  17. Gyp

    Eiron Guest

    Unless you count a second date as a prize?
     
    Eiron, Jan 30, 2006
    #37
  18. Gyp

    Lozzo Guest

    Gyp said...
    It's rude for the man to come first
     
    Lozzo, Jan 30, 2006
    #38
  19. NP - Emily's out of plaster and making progress.
     
    Boots Blakeley, Jan 31, 2006
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