Animal contraceptives

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    rob2 Guest

    what works and what doesn't IYKWIM
     
    rob2, Apr 4, 2005
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    Kevin Stone Guest

    You could try wearing a snake? Or perhaps a very small earthworm.

    HTH
     
    Kevin Stone, Apr 4, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    Stuff a nice, fluffy, absorbent gerbil up her cervix.
     
    Pip, Apr 4, 2005
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    TMack Guest

    Scissors

    Tony
     
    TMack, Apr 4, 2005
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    Eiron Guest

    Is this still the thread about 32mm animal contraceptives
    in an Indian hen field?
     
    Eiron, Apr 4, 2005
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    Grimly Curmudgeon Guest

    It was somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
    Hamsters and duct tape.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Apr 5, 2005
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    Spete Guest

    Two bricks
     
    Spete, Apr 5, 2005
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    petrolcan Guest

    the cont known as rob2 says...
    A Cock.
     
    petrolcan, Apr 5, 2005
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    Kevin Seal Guest

    "Up with the cock, up with the cock, up with the Cock at 6 o'clock"
     
    Kevin Seal, Apr 5, 2005
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    Muck Guest

    Pushing a bit of lead in its ear with a shot gun works every time.
     
    Muck, Apr 5, 2005
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    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King Guest

    But that's really painful.

    Well, it is if you catch your thumbs between them.
     
    Lemmiwinks, The Gerbil King, Apr 5, 2005
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