And so it begins...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot

    platypus Guest

    Oh Ged. Not another one.
     
    platypus, Oct 20, 2006
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  2. Which is what I thought too.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 20, 2006
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  3. Ideally yes (to your first question). And yes (to the second).

    Errare human est and all that.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 20, 2006
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  4. Dan White wrote
    At what price? Nah, feed the mutt a decent sized lump of puff wrapped
    up in half a tin of dog meat. Jobsa good'n, cheap an' all.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 20, 2006
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  5. Ace wrote
     
    steve auvache, Oct 20, 2006
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  6. Champ wrote
    In regards to this thread yes.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 20, 2006
    #46
  7. My first convert! I feel so... proud.

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 20, 2006
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  8. Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot

    Dan White Guest

    Hmmm, can't help feeling there is a slight ethical issue there, just can't
    put my finger on it...
     
    Dan White, Oct 20, 2006
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  9. Dan White wrote
    Don't think so, there is next to no whale meat in dog food these days.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 20, 2006
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  10. It's a myth made up by doctrinal drift?

    Phil
     
    Phil Launchbury, Oct 20, 2006
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  11. Champ wrote
    Overrated as a miracle format. I mean look at the Catholic Eucharist,
    "Yes I know it may look like, taste, feel, smell and sound like it is
    still bread and wine but the vicar of Rome says it is food fit for a
    cannibal so tuck in and get ready to go to heaven." I prefer a card
    trick me.
     
    steve auvache, Oct 21, 2006
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    porl Guest

    I'm afriad I'm with Phil on this one. Since God saw fit to let humans
    and animals live together in perfect harmony, us humans have enjoyed a
    priviledged position unknown to any other entity outside the
    human/animal sphere; I don't know, such as plants or something.

    Only humans can frollick gaily with sharks, salt water crocodiles and
    lions without fear of aggression. Dogs are the final piece of the
    puzzle, genetically mutated by us over the years to amuse us with their
    funny pug noses and short legs, especially dressed in comedy period
    costumes or chasing a stuffed rabbit around a track when they're not
    working as our slaves. This obviously proves that wolves were designed
    by god to not only allow us to mess about with them as some kind of
    starter kit for, first, slaves and then personal amusement and comfort
    -that somehow is denied to us by own own kind (to the point where they
    "understand" us better than our own families apparently and "truly
    love" us) but that also god exists in the first place (this proof
    obviously being in additional to any dog/god-related humour).
    I am fully emotionally prepared for the time when a dog first becomes
    the Archbisop of Canterbury.
     
    porl, Oct 21, 2006
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  13. Me!

    But not all the time. I also use the local Tescos
     
    Mick Whittingham, Oct 21, 2006
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  14. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Mick Whittingham belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    I take it you're a fisherman or that you have a shotgun licence?

    I've eaten freshly caught rabbit that was made into a pie that very
    weekend.

    Gorgeous, it was and then there was the freshly caught trout last
    week...

    Mmmm, I feel hungry. Time for me to get dressed and go hunting...
     
    Whinging Courier, Oct 21, 2006
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  15. One of my brothers-in-law does, although he's not "here". Bunnies, pigeons,
    peasants, phartridges etc. He's off to Scotland soon to shoot some venison,
    a fillet of which was scoffed at the last barbecue we went to at his place.
    I'd never had venison before. 'Kin lovely, it was.

    Si
     
    Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot, Oct 21, 2006
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  16. Not until Phil was all used up.

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    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Oct 21, 2006
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  17. Mungo \Two Sheds\ Toadfoot

    platypus Guest

    Occasionally, I go out armed with nothing more than a cook's knife, in the
    cold, the rain, the dark, and come back with something for the pot.
     
    platypus, Oct 21, 2006
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  18. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus
    With fava beans and a nice Chianti. <fuh, fuh, fuh>

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    Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
    Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha Vmax Honda ST1100 wiv trailer
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Oct 21, 2006
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    wessie Guest

    They go quite well with a cabbage
     
    wessie, Oct 21, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    You're calling Nigel a cabbage?
     
    platypus, Oct 21, 2006
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