"And it was going so well...."

Timo Geusch grabbed the crayons and scrawled

Cause you wrote it in first place? ;-)

 

Two proper endorsements appeared on my licence when I was 17. They
dated from when I was sixteen - for no licence and no insurance,
obviously. They forewent the lack of L-plates, the absence of a
qualified driver, lying my head off to a PC at the time of the offence
and being a fuckwit, obviously.

It was raining so I drove my car to the offy. Fortunately, Plod
didn't investigate the bottly rattling noises from the box in the
footwell.

Obtaining insurance, even for a 7-year-old MKI Escort 1100, at the age
of 17 and three days with that hanging over me proved interesting, to
say the least.

 

Ben Blaney says...

Snap-On Tools catalogue is porn for me. I have the Machine Mart one come
through the door every now and then. I have so far managed to put it in
the bin unopened until this month, and I promptly went out and bought
something I'd seen in there. Arse!

 

PeterT scribbled on the back of a napkin:

Strangely enough, no.

 

Lozzo wrote

My mate Kev is like that. He buys a few hundred quids worth of stuff
from Screwfix regularly. Trouble is he hasn't got any real storage and
so "lends" his tools to the rest of us. Dangerous it is. You ask for a
borrow of his 3/8 hammer drill and he'll turn up and unload a van full
of drill related tools including pillar stands and air extraction
equipment and shite into your hallway and "forget" to take it home
again. I played host for six months to what seemed like the entire
Kango range when I wanted to replace a paving slab and was silly enough
to tell him.