And another thing....

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Middleaged Mutant Ninja Rider, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. ....why are sportsbike riders all miserable gits to non-sportsbike
    riders? [1]

    While my my bike was being serviced, I got the courtesy bike - an
    ER-5[3]. Not a single nod or wave from anyone on anything sporty. Back
    on the ZX-6R and everyone acknowledges me again.

    Definitely a bizarre experience.

    [1] self excluded - I'm not proud, I wave to anyone :) [2]
    [2] Thinking about it, that could explain why I get strange looks from
    plod manning speed traps.... ;-)
    [3] which reminded me why I _hate_ unfaired bikes.....
     
    Middleaged Mutant Ninja Rider, Feb 19, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    Grow up you moron.
    "All wave at the Middleaged tosser on the boy's bike"
    I don't wave to anyone. **** 'em. It's an out-dated throw-back to
    the "aren't we all discriminated against" bollocks, and the olden days
    when bikes were so shoddy (read: British) that it couldn't be
    guaranteed that you'd reach your destination.
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 19, 2005
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  3. Ben Blaney wrote
    **** off Ben and give billy no mates a chance. Prolly the only human
    contact he gets is a wave from a biker going rapidly the other way. If
    it makes him feel wanted and safe then that is his fantasy and he should
    be allowed to keep it.
     
    steve auvache, Feb 19, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    It's a little bit like saying hello to complete strangers - something a
    lot of people only do when on holiday. Thewn consider how people that
    nod on bikes wouldn't acknowledge he same person they nodded to if they
    were both walking down the street in their leathers moments later.

    Isn't human nature odd?
     
    Ginge, Feb 19, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    One aims to please.
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 19, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    There's an illuminating example of this in one of Eric Berne's books
    on social interaction.
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 19, 2005
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  7. I don't wave to anyone. **** 'em.

    I do! I dont care how sad you think I am, I have finally passed my test,
    have been riding for two months and still love nodding at other bikers and
    being nodded at. I have just been out on it now for a quick desperate ride
    between bad weather days and nodded at 2 other bikers. So there!

    By the way, thanks to everyone who advised me before taking the test, it was
    much appreciated.

    Leila Ferguson
    NOT a sad old nodding lady but a triumpant biker at last!
     
    Leila Ferguson, Feb 19, 2005
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    Ginge Guest

    <Clicks on the Amazon bookmark.>
     
    Ginge, Feb 19, 2005
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    Ben Blaney Guest

    "What do you say after you say hello" and "Games People Play" are the
    only ones I've read. V. interesting.
     
    Ben Blaney, Feb 19, 2005
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    Loz H Guest

    <snip>

    I`ll wave or nod at anyone on a bike, being the happy, dippy soft **** that
    I am.

    Some of the more miserable/arrogant towards SOB sportsbike riders can be
    quite fun anyway. I had the pleasure of one whilst coming back home after a
    jaunt in Wales one evening. This particular speciment, out with his similar
    colour-coded friends came along side me at a set of lights, upon which I
    gave a small "had a nice day frigging around on the same roads as me and my
    550 eh?" nod. A lot can be said with one nod....

    Anyway, he just looked me up and down, sneered and started giving throttle a
    good blipping, the body-language clearly meaning "How dare you look at me
    and my colour co-ordinated matching leathers from the depths of that rattly
    old twatter you`re riding".

    This self ego-massage carried on for a few more seconds until the lights
    changed, upon which he gave the motor a good, solid revving and...
    Stalled. Wobbled. Nearly fell off.

    **** me. I nearly fell off laughing myself. Come the next set of lights, he
    wouldn`t even look at me, and proceeded to take off at a leisurely rate that
    even I could surpass.

    Happy days.
     
    Loz H, Feb 19, 2005
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    Dave Emerson Guest

    Story, told here before but bear repeating IMO...

    Years ago I used to work with a old git that took pride in stopping bikes
    coming through the lanes in heavy traffic. Just because he was stuck he
    didn't see why they should keep going.

    Anyway, he didn't know I was a biker and I didn't rise to his comments as I
    was biding my time.

    One day he came in obviously flustered. Seems he'd noticed that bikers
    waved to each other and said
    "These buggers all know each other, If I upset one they might all come after
    me"
    I just said "Oh yes..." and walked away grinning.

    From that day he always gave bikes *lots* of room.
     
    Dave Emerson, Feb 19, 2005
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    Veggie Dave Guest

    He was talking about people with bikes...

    --
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    UKRMHRC#2 BOTAFOF#08
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    Toxic Shock Syndrome Gets More Girls Than Me
     
    Veggie Dave, Feb 19, 2005
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  13. OK, OK, so I've been told millions of times before not to exaggerate. :)
     
    Middleaged Mutant Ninja Rider, Feb 19, 2005
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  14. Indeed...

    <waves>
     
    Middleaged Mutant Ninja Rider, Feb 19, 2005
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  15. Hey, 'twas only an observation.
    You were one of the grumpy gits on the A3 this morning and I claim my
    prize.... :)

    Funny you should say that it's down to mechanical reliability though -
    back in my dodgy Land Rover days was surprised to find that Landie
    owners do much the same thing.
     
    Middleaged Mutant Ninja Rider, Feb 19, 2005
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    Pip Guest

    Like a child in a bus queue.
     
    Pip, Feb 19, 2005
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    Molly Guest

    Absolutely not true, not one iota.

    --
    Molly
    "Gower School" By Appointment".
    GSX-R1000 (winter hack), Triumph Thunderbird,(year round hack)
    GHPOTHUF#27 TGF, UKRMFBC#7, Two#24, BOTAFOF#11, YTC#9, GYASB#1.
    SbS#23. DFWAG#2, DS#2, DIAABTCOD#20. remove "thisbit" in the reply
    http://www.sportsbike.org
    (our own race team)
    http://www.bikegirl.co.uk/ladies/racingladies.html
    "Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
     
    Molly, Feb 19, 2005
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    platypus Guest

    Not only do I wave at anything on a bike, I also wave at other Multipla
    drivers...
     
    platypus, Feb 19, 2005
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    porl Guest

    Sure, that *might* be the reason.
     
    porl, Feb 20, 2005
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  20. I'm universally disliked by the other brits that live in our village.
    One is expected to be friendly to complete strangers, just because of
    having something in common ie; nationality. I generally have nothing to
    do with them, as they're usually the sort of people I'd avoid in *any*
    country.

    --

    Paul.
    CBR1100XX SuperBlackbird
    BOTAFOT #4
    BOTAFOF #30
    MRO #24
     
    Paul Carmichael, Feb 20, 2005
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