An OT deal, but humorous.

Discussion in 'Texas Bikers' started by BJayKana, Sep 21, 2006.

  1. BJayKana

    BJayKana Guest

    Shamelessly cut'n'pasted from another group......
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    (10) TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:     1. Elvis is dead.
        2. Jesus was not white.
        3. Rap music is here to stay.
        4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.     5.
    Skinny does not equal sexy.
        6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.     
    7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.     
    8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.     
    9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.     
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
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    (10) TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:     1. Hickey's are not attractive.
        2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
        3. Jesus is not a name for your son.     4. Your
    country's flag is not a car decoration.     
    5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.     
    6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.     
    7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.     
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
      9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
    your family.
        10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is
    not normal.
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    (10) TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:       
    1. O.J. did it.
        2. Tupac is dead.
        3. Teeth should not be decorated.
        4. Weddings should start on time.
        5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..     
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid
    flavor, it's a color.     
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.     
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.     
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
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    BJayKana, Sep 21, 2006
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  2. BJayKana

    Redshad Guest

    Shamelessly cut'n'pasted from another group......
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    (10) TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead.
    2. Jesus was not white.
    3. Rap music is here to stay.
    4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean. 5.
    Skinny does not equal sexy.
    6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
    8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    (10) TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT: 1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    3. Jesus is not a name for your son. 4. Your
    country's flag is not a car decoration.
    5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
    6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    7. Ten people to a car is considered too many.
    8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    statement.
    9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in
    your family.
    10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is
    not normal.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    (10) TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T
    ADMIT:
    1. O.J. did it.
    2. Tupac is dead.
    3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    4. Weddings should start on time.
    5. Your pastor doesn't know everything..
    6. Jesse Jackson will never be President. 7. RED is not a Kool Aid
    flavor, it's a color.
    8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


    Those are some gooduns
     
    Redshad, Sep 21, 2006
    #2
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